I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because some lewd images came up in a google search despite having strict filtering...

How did that happen?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm trying to cut all your tentacles off, followed by incinerating you.

How is that mean?!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You do bad things to schoolgirls.

Why?!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm more concerned with who you keep confusing me with.

Why are you constantly confusing me for someone less clean?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you killed my HDD.

Why did you destroy everything?

 

[Sacman]

You flirt with lesbians too much...

Y?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're a creep.

Why are you so strange?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I don't know what you're talking about. <_<

Why'd you leave me with that axe murderer?!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because you have an odd fixation with following me around.

Why?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because you broke our prenuptial agreement (that clearly mentioned that everything belonged to me).

Y?