I left you because......

[Eumersian]

Because you're not funny. My dog Mittens said so!

YHW?

 

[Dango]

Because I question your sanity.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I only wanted you for your body. Then you got in that accident?

YY?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you only wanted me for my body.

Why is it over?
Edit:

YHW?

I c wut u did thar.

 

[Baby Eater]

Because you told me wearing the mailman's skin in bed was a turn off.

Prude >.>

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY!? (Cookie for reference)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I can't remember the exact character's name right now.

Why?

 

[Baby Eater]

Because you can't remember the great Dio Brando.

Why?

 

[Caileena]

Because you burned the roast.

 

[Caileena]

Because you wouldn't stop quoting Buffy.

 

[Caileena]

Because you equate porn to classical theater.

 

[Caileena]

Because you ate my cat!

 

[Caileena]

Because you left me first! You and your sleep.

 

[Eumersian]

Because I'm a jerk sometimes.

Y?

 

[Sliverwings]

You gave me crabs!

WHY!?

 

[Sir Prize]

Because romance is dead.
Why?