I left you because......

[pyramid head grape]

For uncontrolable awesomeness levels!

Y

 

[StormShaun]

I left you because I wanted to make fun of someone else.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because he left me first ;~;

WHY!

 

[SckizoBoy]

I could never pat your head.

y

 

[similar.squirrel]

I kept finding ants in my clothes.

Why did you leave me?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because your a shadow!

Y

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because you are immortal, I do not wish to subject you to my death

Who?

 

[StormShaun]

I left you because I have to sleep!

Y...do you keep calling me at night!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I want my bloody hat back, thats why! ^^

Y!

 

[Eumersian]

Because you yell about l3773r5.

WHY?

 

[BigDeadMushy]

because you're constantly reinflating the air-chair while I'm trying to nap on it!

WHY?! I can change!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because, no. You can't change.

Why?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because you wouldn't give me change for a dollar and your service was pretty bad
So why?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you'd never share your croissants.

Y?

 

[M0rp43vs]

You keep asking for my croissants

T?

 

[Generic_Username]

I just wasn't that into you. And you have lousy hair.

Y

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You shat yourself.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're leaving too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHYFGJKFDS>?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Because it's not you, It's me

Hwai?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you pronounce "Cool Whip" like "Cool Hwip".

Mmm?