I left you because......

[Eclipse Dragon]

You cost too much.
Dragons love money more than companionship.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you set fire to the rain!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you made my house disorderly!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you...

BECAUSE I LOVE MERCIA MORE

 

[karcentric]

I left you...

BECAUSE YOU LOVE MERCIA MORE

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you...

BECAUSE YOU'RE A HIPPY

 

[karcentric]

I left you so I could do the things that hippy's do... whatever the hell those things are?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you attended Woodstock and vomited in places where vomit should never go

 

[karcentric]

i left you because of your drinking habits.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you keep pulling out my feathers!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you don't watch the only news source that reports the TRUTH!

FOX News!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you won't let me use the mannequins..

 

[dalek sec]

I left cause you never asked if I was happy! D:

 

[Roxas1359]

I left you because you tried to kill everything...
That's my job!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because there's a GIANT SPIDER BEHIND YOU