I left you because......

[Sacman]

Because I don't look good in hats... or at all really...<.<

 

[UnusualStranger]

Because I was going to bring friends to make them feel better.

 

[Sacman]

For having friends...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're easily distracted.

 

[UnusualStranger]

For denying that they have friends.

 

[ShockValue]

Because I ninja'd him.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Because it is late.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're always using excuses ;~;

 

[UnusualStranger]

Because it is time to say goodnight.

 

[ShockValue]

Because he secretly hates hats.

 

[Sacman]

Because she secretly hates guys who hate hats...

 

[ShockValue]

Because he has a thing for chairs.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you like things that I like, too.

 

[Sacman]

Because he has a thing for chairs.

It's more a thing for the girl in said chair... ;p

For liking things that I don;t like...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because it's still Friday for you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For liking members of the opposite sex that I don't like.

 

[Sacman]

Because she likes the same ones that you like too...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I apparently had more in common with Shockey than I thought...

 

[Sacman]

Because he's a human being just like the rest of us!
...

 

[Dr.Susse]

For liking similar music to me.

I need music I just can't get into (Which is why I love Kembo Slice.)