I left you because......

[ShockValue]

Because it's too damn early...

 

[MrCollins]

Because you're always late

 

[Euryalus]

You never Call anymore

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he wants to be called, maybe.

 

[Roxas1359]

You never take me out anywhere anymore!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I just can't keep up this long distance charade.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you won't even look me in the eye!

 

[gravian]

Because you don't like me for who I am!

 

[Roxas1359]

You always eat all the food in the fridge, and you don't even pay for it!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I realized you were a man.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You put out my fire, now it's cold.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the Queen has called for me to an expedition to the south pole.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're colourblind.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because YOU SOLD ME OUT TO ZEUS

 

[MrCollins]

I left you because YOU STABBED ME SOO MANY TIMES IN THE FACE

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I have to travel to deepest Africa by orders of the queen.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep getting ordered to do stuff.