I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're happy all the time. It's creepy!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You keep making a grilled cheese sandwich!

 

[Roxas1359]

You don't look anything like your online picture!
You've caused me to accept the truth that the internet lies!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I know that I'm not that pretty!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I know that I'm not that pretty!

 

[Zantos]

For having a name so long it prevents there being a message icon

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For having a tiny name.

 

[Zantos]

For giving me a headache, from laughing at that

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For having a very warhammery avatar.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Because I'm allergic to Witches!

 

[Roxas1359]

You constantly challenge me to sword fights!
I need to sleep sometimes you know!

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Because you sleep so gosh-darn much!
I need affection, you know!

 

[Kae]

Because you require way too much affection, of which I'm afraid I have none.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you've been making that sandwich for ever!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Because your forum title is boring!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I am still considering renewing my subscription!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For having the same WoW race as I do!

There can only be one...

 

[Sacman]

For implying that my ass did, infact, look fat in those jeans...<.<