I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being on someone's shoulder?

 

[SomeLameStuff]

For getting a tattoo!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the Queen has called on me to lead an expedition to the South pole in search of the lost skull of Kul Patut.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you ended up getting tossed into the garbage when you stopped working!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because I have no interest in the new Pokemon games!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're not really a taco.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because you're not really a girl with long pink hair

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Because you invaded my porn privacy!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you had no porn to speak of.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Because you friendzoned me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you wanted more!

 

[MrCollins]

Because I'm secretly straight.

 

[janjotat]

Because you kept staring at me

 

[MrCollins]

Because you wouldn't look me in the eyes.

 

[janjotat]

Because you were holding a pencil menacingly

 

[MrCollins]

Because you made fun of my pencil, look at my pencil, my pencil.

 

[janjotat]

because you wouldn't share your pencil

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't even know how we got together!
All you do is beg me for money and never pay it back!

 

[MrCollins]

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SHARE MY PENCIL