I left you because......

[thesilentman]

I left you as that lack of a head makes me uncomfortable...

 

[Scde2]

Because you're a friggin' shadow!

 

[thesilentman]

Because you dance too damn much... So dizzy... Also...

I'M NOT A SHADOW, I AM- Wait, nevermind.

 

[Scde2]

Because I'm still not sure if your Alphonse or Pride!

 

[Roxas1359]

All you do is Caramelldansen!
Even when we're sleeping!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're always fighting spiders.

 

[Roxas1359]

You can't seem to stay with one avatar!
I can't always keep track of them.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you have a problem with avy changing.

 

[Sacman]

For having a problem with my problem with avy changing...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you always use ellipses.

 

[thesilentman]

It's all to do with the low content!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you never fixed that window.

 

[MrCollins]

Low content is the best, how dare you demand complex things?
I left you because you are too entitled.

 

[Kae]

I left you because you are too slow and keep getting ninja'd!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you still haven't done that little quest of yours.

 

[thesilentman]

Because I'm not sure whether you're a contract killer with weird hair or one of those cosplayers at those fangled conventions.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're well traveled and stuff.

 

[Sacman]

For not doing much traveling at all...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because this torrid love affair just couldn't last the matter of seconds that it did.
I know you must be saddened by this news but baby we just don't click.

Someday you are going to make a wonderful life partner to someone.

 

[Kae]

Because the seats are very uncomfortable.