I left you because......

[Nouw]

Because apparently you can't date gifs >:/

 

[staika]

I left you because I can't go back to jail

 

[StormShaun]

I left you because you said I would die by my computer exploder ... thing!

 

[staika]

I left you because you're still alive

 

[StormShaun]

I left you because you now ... *Drags*

APPLE PIE ... ARE YOU SERIOUS! *Leaves*

Captca retaliates: piece of cake

 

[Nouw]

I left you because you didn't like my apple pies.

 

[staika]

I left you because the cops took me away

 

[StormShaun]

I left you because ... *Drags*

The comfy chair ... killed me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because that's a really lame way to die...

 

[kailus13]

Because you're troublesome.

 

[Teoes]

Because the number 13 is unlucky.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because I have no idea what the hell you are.

 

[kailus13]

I left you before you could leave me.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you tried to take off my clothes. T_T

 

[Nouw]

Because you never went to the nudist beaches with me.

 

[kailus13]

Because people looked at us funny when we went to the nudist beach. And then they called the cops.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I don't know why you have goggles on their head.

 

[staika]

Because you never change your avatar, It's always been that!

 

[kailus13]

For constantly adding more ways to die!