I left you because......

[Headsprouter]

For expecting ANYONE to resist those fries!

 

[kailus13]

For allowing a T-rex to steal my fries.

 

[thesilentman]

For not giving me fries. =(

 

[Cloudydays]

For always wanting ketchup with everything!

 

[Neuromancer]

For always putting mayonnaise on anything you ate. Even rice. ESPECIALLY rice.

 

[Cloudydays]

Geez, for never having dinner together when I was having rice! What the hell is wrong with rice?!

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you don't realise it's not the rice that was the problem, it was the mayo. Also because you'd always swear for no fucking reason.

 

[Cloudydays]

Geez, for never having dinner together when I was having rice! What the hell is wrong with rice?!

For not realizing what the fuck is wrong with rice...

For never being satisfied with what I made for you for dinner.
Take the damn food or make it yourself.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because I've never seen her before.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I got bored of seeing you all the time.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you bored me too!

 

[kailus13]

Because I can't remember your previous title and that bugs me for some reason.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you have short term memory loss.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Because you called out your own name during the making of luuurrve!

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you'd always blow kisses to other men just to make me jealous.

 

[dalek sec]

I left because all you do is scheme and plan!

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you're interfering with my plans!

 

[dalek sec]

You always have that crazed look on your face!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're always going on about destroying things.