I left you because......

[kailus13]

Because you never let anyone destroy anything.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you can't cook!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Because you'd watch me sleep and take pictures e_e

 

[MammothBlade]

I left you because you were just too shocking.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you tried to fatten me up.

 

[kailus13]

Because you'd never eat what I cooked.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because all you gave me was barbed wire love.

 

[MammothBlade]

I left you because you tried to fatten me up.

What do you mean? I swear I wasn't giving you extra portions or anything...

@Neuromancer: I left you because you always give me that look.

 

[kailus13]

Because you kept staring at me like that.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you kept staring at me like that.

 

[kailus13]

Because you're a chibi.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you had problems with my chibiness despite the fact I was born that way.

 

[Teoes]

I left you because you're a half-man, Imp.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you did not shit gold.

 

[kailus13]

For expecting people to shit gold.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you started with for instead of because.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you stole my master ball!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because Santah Claws.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because metasnake-friend

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he's a fiend.