SirDerpy New member May 4, 2013 772 0 0 Sep 13, 2014 #5,322 Because you're too underage for the law me.
Malbourne Ari! Sep 4, 2013 1,183 0 0 Sep 13, 2014 #5,323 I AM D'LAW You thought a good Halloween costume for our pet was to go as a "hot dog." And then you brought out the matchbook.
I AM D'LAW You thought a good Halloween costume for our pet was to go as a "hot dog." And then you brought out the matchbook.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Oct 8, 2014 #5,324 Because the conversation turned inevitably to penises once again.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Feb 19, 2015 #5,325 Because you joined HIS party.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Feb 19, 2015 #5,326 Because you romanced the wrong damn NPC, son! The wrong damn NPC!
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #5,327 Because you don't have a good power.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 2, 2015 #5,328 Because you failed to recognize the benefits of a police state.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Mar 9, 2015 #5,329 Because you want to end net-neutrality.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Apr 19, 2015 #5,332 Because you put an ad on the moon saying you needed a mate.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 19, 2015 #5,333 Because you tried to erase it and write "FUCK OFF, GERMANY" in its place.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 May 7, 2015 #5,334 For sleeping with the hamsters!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 7, 2015 #5,335 For slamming the lawn mower into the car.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Jun 22, 2015 #5,336 For parking it in the field!
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 Jul 13, 2015 #5,338 Because you kept shooting me.
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Aug 8, 2015 #5,340 I am afraid you are going to sell me out to the secret police.
