I left you because......

[Barbas]

For impersonating an Italian.

 

[Barbas]

For impersonating me!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the evil double was just too much.

 

[Barbas]

The pilsner consumption was too low.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have been recalled to the front lines.

 

[Barbas]

Someone else needs to use this computer for actual work.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You let freaks burn crosses on my front lawn!

 

[Barbas]

You decided to plant your flower garden on my roof.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For sleeping with my evil twin brother!

 

[Barbas]

For speaking ill of the supreme leader's taste in furnishings.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have found inner peace, and no longer need anyone/thing else.

 

[Barbas]

You were too horny.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Too soft and squishy.

 

[Barbas]

There was a war. There's always a war.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I was recalled to the field.

 

[Barbas]

Sync error.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you glitched my system!

 

[Barbas]

Poor BR calculation!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

you took a crap on my laptop!

 

[Barbas]

You used the PC tower to warm your scones.