I messed up! (relationship thread)

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Woodsey

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Nobody holds on to their "principles" when it comes to getting it on with a girl!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anyway, just send her a sincere apology by text or ring her, or on MSN or whatever. And don't sound like a pussy when you're doing it.
 

El Poncho

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You went mad for her saying you should change...Why? A simple, I won't change who I am in a calm voice would do it...
 

hyperhammy

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Arawn.Chernobog said:
This is delicious, please make more of these gigantic mistakes and report them on the forums... it will please me to feed off your personal misery as you crawl to random strangers for advice when the solution is to man-up and face the problems you create with your resources.


I'm pretty sure it says: "relationship thread" in the title, so you could expect something stupid. You know what? From now on I will post every single one of my mistakes on the escapist... then you have something to ***** about :D
 

Talon_Skywarp

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Whats been said here will sort you.

I'm useless in these threads. I have about as much skills with women as... can't think of anything to put there.
 

Mikester1290

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If:

(1) - sorry - isn't good enough...

then,

(2) Open up a six-pack of Rage-o-hol on her ass.

BTW. Option 2 won't work either, but it will make you feel awesome and warm inside in the short term.
 

hyperhammy

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Woodsey said:
Nobody holds on to their "principles" when it comes to getting it on with a girl!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anyway, just send her a sincere apology by text or ring her, or on MSN or whatever. And don't sound like a pussy when you're doing it.
Hahaha, dude, I'm not trying to get laid,
I'm trying to get a girlfriend. xD
 

faspxina

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Talk about it at video game sites.
That'll do the job *wink, wink, showing off sarcasm with a tiny bit of desperate kind of wittiness*
(I'm kidding, I'm not like that)

My advice to you lad, is that you apologize to the lady, and if she doesn't show any interest in forgiving your actions than you should certainly proceed with your business until she is willing to do so.
I also advise that you read this paragraph with a British accent.
 

Julianking93

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Elle-Jai said:
Julianking93 said:
Well that's rather simple. Just tell her exactly that.

Tell her you didn't mean it that way and you misunderstood. It was a mistake and a misunderstanding. "I'm so sorry and I didn't mean for you to feel that way" should probably do the trick.
I'd probably avoid the part where you say "I didn't mean for you to feel that way" as it sounds like it's invalidating her feelings and hence will upset her more. Something along the lines of "I'm so sorry I hurt you, how can I make it up to you?" will work better IMO...
That could work too. How about "I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you, can I ever make it up to you?"

You obviously have more experience with situations like this, so I'll let you have the floor ^-^
 

hyperhammy

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faspxina said:
Talk about it at video game sites.
That'll do the job *wink, wink, showing off sarcasm with a tiny bit of desperate kind of wittiness*
(I'm kidding, I'm not like that)

My advice to you lad, is that you apologize to the lady, and if she doesn't show any interest in forgiving your actions than you should certainly proceed with your business until she is willing to do so.
I also advise that you read this paragraph with a British accent.
I live in Germany, so I'm going to do it with an American accent. :D
 

Woodsey

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hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
Nobody holds on to their "principles" when it comes to getting it on with a girl!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anyway, just send her a sincere apology by text or ring her, or on MSN or whatever. And don't sound like a pussy when you're doing it.
Hahaha, dude, I'm not trying to get laid,
I'm trying to get a girlfriend. xD
...

This is most peculiar. "Trying to get a girlfriend" so you can get laid you mean?
 

Elle-Jai

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hyperhammy said:
I'm pretty sure it says: "relationship thread" in the title, so you could expect something stupid. You know what? From now on I will post every single one of my mistakes on the escapist... then you have something to ***** about :D
Some people have nothing better to do than feed off the misery of other people. You see these people (and their popcorn) loitering about just waiting for someone to do something they consider "stupid" because it makes them feel better about their own mediocre life. If they actually had a life of their own, they wouldn't be trolls loitering about internet forums waiting to tear down the rest of humanity, who are all clearly inferior to themselves.

Sigh. Immaturity is unrelated to age, I fear.

/superiority :D
 

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hyperhammy said:
Although what you did is bad, your relationship is not irretrievable. You take her aside and explain everything. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. Explain how you like her if you haven't already. Explain how you don't like being told to change. Explain how you misunderstood her. And most of all, explain how you are sorry. And perhaps how you are scared to lose her, just like she is scared to lose her friends.
 

hyperhammy

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Woodsey said:
hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
Nobody holds on to their "principles" when it comes to getting it on with a girl!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anyway, just send her a sincere apology by text or ring her, or on MSN or whatever. And don't sound like a pussy when you're doing it.
Hahaha, dude, I'm not trying to get laid,
I'm trying to get a girlfriend. xD
...

This is most peculiar. "Trying to get a girlfriend" so you can get laid you mean?
I would be lying if that wasn't my plan in the long run! xD
 

hyperhammy

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Elle-Jai said:
hyperhammy said:
I'm pretty sure it says: "relationship thread" in the title, so you could expect something stupid. You know what? From now on I will post every single one of my mistakes on the escapist... then you have something to ***** about :D
Some people have nothing better to do than feed off the misery of other people. You see these people (and their popcorn) loitering about just waiting for someone to do something they consider "stupid" because it makes them feel better about their own mediocre life. If they actually had a life of their own, they wouldn't be trolls loitering about internet forums waiting to tear down the rest of humanity, who are all clearly inferior to themselves.

Sigh. Immaturity is unrelated to age, I fear.

/superiority :D
BEST...COMEBACK...EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
 

Woodsey

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hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
Nobody holds on to their "principles" when it comes to getting it on with a girl!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anyway, just send her a sincere apology by text or ring her, or on MSN or whatever. And don't sound like a pussy when you're doing it.
Hahaha, dude, I'm not trying to get laid,
I'm trying to get a girlfriend. xD
...

This is most peculiar. "Trying to get a girlfriend" so you can get laid you mean?
I would be lying if that wasn't my plan in the long run! xD
That's more like it!

So like I said: fuck principles, apologise, don't be a pussy, fuck.
 

hyperhammy

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Woodsey said:
hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
Nobody holds on to their "principles" when it comes to getting it on with a girl!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anyway, just send her a sincere apology by text or ring her, or on MSN or whatever. And don't sound like a pussy when you're doing it.
Hahaha, dude, I'm not trying to get laid,
I'm trying to get a girlfriend. xD
...

This is most peculiar. "Trying to get a girlfriend" so you can get laid you mean?
I would be lying if that wasn't my plan in the long run! xD
That's more like it!

So like I said: fuck principles, apologise, don't be a pussy, fuck.
NEVER!!! Principles > sex, but if her friends are also coming over... >.>
 

Elle-Jai

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Talon_Skywarp said:
Whats been said here will sort you.

I'm useless in these threads. I have about as much skills with women as... can't think of anything to put there.
Feel free to ask us for advice any time :)

Julianking93 said:
That could work too. How about "I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you, can I ever make it up to you?"

You obviously have more experience with situations like this, so I'll let you have the floor ^-^
No, I like that, absolutely perfect :D You get an A+ in my new online class on "how to talk to women" lol.

Woodsey said:
hyperhammy said:
Hahaha, dude, I'm not trying to get laid,
I'm trying to get a girlfriend. xD
...

This is most peculiar. "Trying to get a girlfriend" so you can get laid you mean?
Mind out of the gutter Woodsey!! If you get desperate you can always rely on Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters lol...

Besides, we women are good for slightly more than bedwarmers and sandwich makers. We can also do the laundry ;)
 

Julianking93

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Elle-Jai said:
Julianking93 said:
That could work too. How about "I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you, can I ever make it up to you?"

You obviously have more experience with situations like this, so I'll let you have the floor ^-^
No, I like that, absolutely perfect :D You get an A+ in my new online class on "how to talk to women" lol.
Yay! I am now a certified woman talker ^-^
 

Woodsey

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hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
hyperhammy said:
Woodsey said:
Nobody holds on to their "principles" when it comes to getting it on with a girl!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Anyway, just send her a sincere apology by text or ring her, or on MSN or whatever. And don't sound like a pussy when you're doing it.
Hahaha, dude, I'm not trying to get laid,
I'm trying to get a girlfriend. xD
...

This is most peculiar. "Trying to get a girlfriend" so you can get laid you mean?
I would be lying if that wasn't my plan in the long run! xD
That's more like it!

So like I said: fuck principles, apologise, don't be a pussy, fuck.
NEVER!!! Principles > sex, but if her friends are also coming over... >.>
OK, what I'm getting from that is orgy > principles > sex.

You've got 1 in the right place at least.
 

Fetzenfisch

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Well you fucked up and Alex and Linda know it. It was a Shortfused reaction, thats never good. And it doesnt have to be bad to change for someone for you. I became a little bit calmer and less insulting and evil and it wasnt that bad.