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niglett

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well you could try out the odder fetish kinda things. just stay legal where ever you look.
 

Vrex360

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I suppose this might seem a little odd but you could always just try going to a gentleman's club and paying for a dance. I mean sure I wouldn't recommend making a habit of it but in the long run having a real naked woman being sexy for you probably has greater impact then merely watching two people fornicate on a computer screen.

Also I suppose what others have said with Hentai and such is certainly... different, though I admit I still find a lot of it kinda wierd but then for the most part I find a lot of forms of porn wierd and sometimes frightfully confronting. So I'm probably not the best authority on this.
 

Elephant Walker19

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Blindswordmaster said:
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mraustindude19 said:
well i just found out what furry porn is try that.
.....And how does that make you feel?
i'm reminded of 2girls1cup
That bad? What site are you on?
not like that.
i mean my reaction was the same when i found out about them.
Really? I consider furry porn and feces fetish to be in two completely different leagues.
i just never thought anyone jacks it to stuff like that.
 

Sleekgiant

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I have my collection of Hard Blush pics and lgl pics that I look at for a quick fap. Also if you don't know what either of those are muhahhahahahaha, prepare to google.
 

S.R.S.

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So we are to recommend some wild shit to fap to? For what it's worth I like to read erotic novels and while I'm at it;

Yes I'm the guy that gets playboy for the articles.
 

Fusoiya

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Sleekgiant said:
I have my collection of Hard Blush pics and lgl pics that I look at for a quick fap. Also if you don't know what either of those are muhahhahahahaha, prepare to google.
evul.

OT: If nothing works you can always go loli DFC ^^ egh I feel dirty for saying that (and no I don't mean irl pervs)
 

Blindswordmaster

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mraustindude19 said:
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Blindswordmaster said:
mraustindude19 said:
Blindswordmaster said:
mraustindude19 said:
well i just found out what furry porn is try that.
.....And how does that make you feel?
i'm reminded of 2girls1cup
That bad? What site are you on?
not like that.
i mean my reaction was the same when i found out about them.
Really? I consider furry porn and feces fetish to be in two completely different leagues.
i just never thought anyone jacks it to stuff like that.
Dude, it's just another flavor of porn. There are three categories of porn: Good porn-it's enough to get you into the mood, but nothing to write home about. Great porn-it just really hits your spot and you keep coming back. Weird porn-there's no such thing as bad porn, it's just not what you're into.
 

Sleekgiant

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Fusoiya said:
Sleekgiant said:
I have my collection of Hard Blush pics and lgl pics that I look at for a quick fap. Also if you don't know what either of those are muhahhahahahaha, prepare to google.
evul.

OT: If nothing works you can always go loli DFC ^^ egh I feel dirty for saying that (and no I don't mean irl pervs)
I have a quota of evil I have to meet daily, sorry
 

Yureina

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Porn is overrated, or maybe that's just me. Its not something I've ever really understood. I guess its because I'm a little different, I suppose. Anyway, as for the topic at hand... i'd try getting a vivid imagination. ;)
 

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Arisato-kun said:
blakfayt said:
summerof2010 said:
-snippity-
Hentai my friend, hentai, it has all sorts of odd crazy shit on there, anything from tentacle rape to 1000 page epics that are more like manga with minor sexy bits.
Don't forget eroge man. :D There's a story with your porn now! And some have potential to actually be GOOD stories.
I agree with these two. I have some good recommendations if you want to try.
 

Samurai Goomba

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Two words:

Amateur porn. And I mean genuine amateur porn between two people who clearly have a relationship and for whatever reason feel okay with putting that up there.

Personally, I've become so bored with giant bouncing bosoms in porn. If it's an implant or bigger than D, I tune out. More and more, I find myself unable to get aroused by typical "porn women." They're all so fake and unreal, and the sex they're having looks like a performance piece by bad actors.

It's true Hentai often involves more passion, but it's just as unrealistic in some of the same ways. In some respects more so because women aren't bound by natural laws. Some of the breasts get so big I have to wonder who really likes that.

Hopefully this subject isn't completely taboo around here-it's actually quite relevant to both The Escapist and the world. With the spread of Internet pornography, have our ideas of sex and love in a relationship become a twisted, mocking sham of what they once were? Have we forgotten the role feelings and emotion play in sexual arousal? Women haven't-that's why Twilight does so well for what it is (still hate it). The stereotype of men as cold, logical sex machines seems to be a fairly recent phenomenon. Sure, there have always been SOME men who acted that way, and maybe I could get in a purely sexual relationship if it was SO GOOD, but I'd so much rather find someone who respects me as a person, trusts me, respects what I believe even if she doesn't share my opinion and genuinely loves me.

Not to brag, but I think I'm doing pretty well on that score. I think I'll work on reducing/kicking certain viewing habits, considering that stuff is more and more boring these days.
 

Bourne

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Try masturbating with Brillo pads, what a rush!

Sounds like you have been blessed, porn is a curse to the men of our species. Get out there and meet someone real, connect with them emotionally before you do physically, and everything will be just fine.

And even if you don't, smoke that cigarette.
 

Wedlock49

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I hit this point quite early in my life and I just explored my sexuality from there... Seems at the minute though that I'm so bored of it all that I don't enjoy sex as much as most people... which is stupid because I have quite a strong libido.

It might come down to my lack of experiance in real sexual situations, I lost my virginity at the end of last year and have had 4 sexual partners since then, all have been one-time deals and the only one that seem paticulary thrilling was with the woman that I love.

All-in-all, experiment. Put some passion into your life and find yourself an interesting and engaging companion... now that is the hard part, people either seem to be obsessed with having sex or not having sex, they never seem to have that drive to make the sex fun... chemistry is important.
 

Unesh52

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BonsaiK said:
Sounds to me like you need some more real-world experience. I always find that the most interesting porn is the stuff that I can relate to, because it has similarities with things that I've actually done.
It's not that I've been locked in my house for the past decade, I'm just not the demographic mature erotic novelists and screenwriters are aiming for. There's nothing that appeals to my weltanschauung, nothing that gets at my fears and my desires, my pressures and my impulses. This has less to do with what I've done and more to do with who I am. I don't care that it's a bunch of college-bound gamers with no prospects acting out my fantasies. I could be watching Martians with deeli-bopper eye-balls as long as they felt emotions and had thoughts I could sympathize with. Anyway, going out of my way to be more like those stories for the sake of making them more relateable just seems wrong. Like meta-porn-watching.

Sorry to be verbose, just thinking out loud. [sub]Er... in text[/sub]

Blindswordmaster said:
Try the real thing. After porn it's the next stage right? And when you've been become desensitized to that you start cutting up hookers in your basement. Just remember to get a really good Hooker Killin' Knife! One that's concealable, intimidating, and fillet sharp.
See, I actually distinguish between interpersonal sex and sex-by-yourself. One is fantastical, letting your emotions and creativity run wild. (Actual) sex is more grounded. It's about building something with the person you're with. But I digress. I feel satisfied with the sex (er, sex-like... stuff, w/e) I get already, and it'd be irresponsible for several personal, situational reasons that I won't elaborate here to step it up to the "real thing." So I still need porn. Or my friend (h)Andy, at least.

And I'd never slice up hookers! Honestly, killing working girls when there are plenty of slutty, talentless female pop stars to stalk and misdirect my sexual energy onto...

Oh, and BTW:

mraustindude19 said:
Blindswordmaster said:
mraustindude19 said:
well i just found out what furry porn is try that.
.....And how does that make you feel?
i'm reminded of 2girls1cup
Grammar slightly amiss... uncalled for reference to provocative internet memes.... low post count...

Maybe I'm overreacting, but --

*sniff* *sniff*

I smell troll.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Sorry, can't help you. Never did see the attraction to watching two people... how did you put that? "bump uglies?" Yeah, that's it. Which is actually an accurate description since the sight of another man's junk makes me sick to my stomach.
 

QuickDEMOL1SHER

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Rule 34.

Just search any character from a movie, game, whatever, with the words "Rule 34" either before or after the name.

Have fun!
 
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I'm going to straight up tell you I didn't read beyond the OP and that I going off on a tangent- but you don't need more than just porn.

You aren't going to die if you go without sex, masturbation, etc. I'm sorry you are currently bored with your sex life, but I am so tired of dudes acting like it will literally kill them if they don't get their rocks off.

Ladies: That blue balls nonsense is just that. If some guy I wanted to have sex with mentioned something of the sort, I'd instantly stop wanting it.

Yes, sexual tension can be terrible, and yes there can sometimes be physical sensations involved but I can't think of a single case where a man actually died from sexual frustration.