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Gigano

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Seems like it's time to experiment with different genres and types of pornography. Sometimes you have to wallow thorough a lot of mud to find a dry patch of land to settle on.

Its unfortunate you can't find any good erotic fiction, I find that's usually where the most diverse and relatable stories lie, with some actual emotional buildup at times rather than the "in medias res" approach which everyone probably gets sick of eventually. I'd say to explore this genre some more.

Eroge and certain hentai also offers more elaborate scenarios (though some of it can get pretty bizarre and unpleasent as well, so choose carefully). Check out some of NeutralDrow's admirable [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.135672-Neutral-Drow-reviews-A-Drug-That-Makes-You-Dream] reviews [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.206764-Neutral-Drow-reviews-Kana-Little-Sister] of a few eroge; I'm quite tempted to try out one of these based on the immense depth and emotional impact those reviews convey (though I doubt they'd have quite the same effect on me, and they seem damn expensive to get hold of legally).

In the end, its all utterly subjective what'll end up floating your boat (that day), but with an offering that's never been larger or more diverse (which may be part of the problem), there should be something out there to suit you. Otherwise, pick up the pen and write/draw something to your liking.
 

AyrSuppli

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I know how you feel, and I'm still not legally allowed to be on the sites. I feel the urge to quote something, though:
Green Day said:
I sit around and watch the phone but no one's calling
Call me pathetic call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun you're fuckin' lonely
From "Longview". The entire song talks about how pathetic masturbation is. It kind of turned me off of porn, honestly. That, and it just wasn't interesting anymore.
 

Sebenko

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HotShooter said:
Try lesbian porn. It's much better when dudes are subtracted from the erotic equation.
Despite being a raging ******, I have to agree to some extent. Most porn with dudes seems to be recruiting from the mutant freak part of town.

Amateur is awesome though.

"Normal" Porn: Two bits of plastic rubbing together.

Actually doing it: Fuck yeah! Seriously, you wouldn't believe the improvement just using someone else's right hand can be. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Then you've got amateur stuff: It's awesome. Actual people! It's like a midway step between big-industry porn and real sex.

But really, you should try and actually get laid. Pretty difficult though, if your experiences with the fairer sex are like mine.
 

Jack and Calumon

Digimon are cool.
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Abstain yourself from the Lewd material. That will help, and before you know it, you'll be right as rain. Or maybe your just Asexual, who knows?

Not me, that's who.

Calumon: A Blindfold and earmuffs? THIS IS MEAN! >.<
 

Mechsoap

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try to not jerk in some days and you will find yourself doing it under the table
 

knight steel

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JonnoStrife said:
Try asking the Female Escapists. Yes, they do in fact exist!
LIES ALL LIES THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE ESCAPIST YOU HERE ME NONE ZIP ZERO THEY DON'T EXIST HERE THEY CAN'T GET ME HERE they can't get me here
[sub]they can't get me here[/sub]
...............pics or i don't believe.
 

blankedboy

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Well, there's hentai, Rule #34, and furry.

Because I'm impossible to disturb. Even Offended had barely any effect on me.
 

knight steel

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Jack and Calumon said:
Abstain yourself from the Lewd material. That will help, and before you know it, you'll be right as rain. Or maybe your just Asexual, who knows?

Not me, that's who.

Calumon: A Blindfold and earmuffs? THIS IS MEAN! >.<
[sneaks up behind calumon and rips of Blindfold and earmuffs]
 

likalaruku

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Then stop watching normal hentai & get into the weird shit. Look for the opposite of what you normally seek; if it's something that would normally gross you out, have a few beers or get high & suddenly it's hillarious. You can also get the low budget erotica that the Cinema Snob likes to make fun of or low budget foreign subtitled eroitica; that stuff is pretty funny, especially "The Bathman dal Pianeta Eros". Yeah...that's the kind of shit I watch, & now I just laugh when I see someone naked.
 

Jack and Calumon

Digimon are cool.
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knight steel said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Abstain yourself from the Lewd material. That will help, and before you know it, you'll be right as rain. Or maybe your just Asexual, who knows?

Not me, that's who.

Calumon: A Blindfold and earmuffs? THIS IS MEAN! >.<
[sneaks up behind calumon and rips of Blindfold and earmuffs]
I'm always prepared for this, I have Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged on one side of the screen with this on the other! Calumon could not care less for what happens on this side.

Calumon: Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh... Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh...
 

knight steel

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Jack and Calumon said:
knight steel said:
Jack and Calumon said:
Abstain yourself from the Lewd material. That will help, and before you know it, you'll be right as rain. Or maybe your just Asexual, who knows?

Not me, that's who.

Calumon: A Blindfold and earmuffs? THIS IS MEAN! >.<
[sneaks up behind calumon and rips of Blindfold and earmuffs]
I'm always prepared for this, I have Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged on one side of the screen with this on the other! Calumon could not care less for what happens on this side.

Calumon: Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh... Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh...
Nooooooooo I was foiled and i was so close.Ow well i get you next time my pretty a your little digemon to [jumps on broom] hhehehehehehahahahahaha.
 

RanD00M

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Well I got bored of most regular porn one day.So I decided to check out Hentai.Then after some time I got bored of that.
Then I went from some stuff that I wish to not speak about,to some other stuff I should rather just keep to myself.

And then I found Yuri.Which is just Lesbian Hentai.Sure that might sound fairly simple.But most of the Yuri that I have seen was more about love than sex.And I kinda just fell into it.Now Yuri is one of my favorite things.

And Yuri can also be in regular animé.So not all of it has any real sex.