I Need A Middle Name!

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dfcrackhead

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TimeLord said:
Ok. here's the back story; I need a middle name... That's it for back story.

My full name is Samuel Broderick.

But I want a middle name, I have always wanted a middle name and being 19 and thus old enough to change my name in the UK I need suggestions on what it could be.

As much I would like to change my surname. My parents say they would disown me if I did. Which is fair enough. So that's off the table.

So, thoughts?
Best middle name is "The", you would be Samuel The Broderick, but imagine other names like that. Jeffery The Dahmer, Abraham The Lincoln, the possibilities are endless!
 

Souplex

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Awesomegasm.
Killsplosion.
Switchblade.
Danger.
and Daniel. Because that's a nice name.
 

Chamale

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Kimdeal said:
Pick a terrible name. Like Terence. Or Jennifer. Something you can really be ashamed of. Then, you can hide what your middle name is from people to build mystery. And tell nice girls as an act of great trust.
Jennifer. Definitely. I agree here. Or "Olivia", so you'll be "SOB" and have an even more embarrassing middle name, so it's an even better gesture of trust.

I was going to suggest Samuel L. Jackson Broderick until I saw the Jennifer suggestion.
 

SomeBoredGuy

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Joseph. I dunno, sounds good to me.

That or something Doctor Who related.

Or Hitchhiker's Guide related. You could be Samuel Zaphod Broderick.
 

teisjm

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Anything with L so you'd be more like mr. bad-ass jackson (the living, non-child molesting one, who hates snakes on his plane)
 

JAWZxZ

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TimeLord said:
Ok. here's the back story; I need a middle name... That's it for back story.

My full name is Samuel Broderick.

But I want a middle name, I have always wanted a middle name and being 19 and thus old enough to change my name in the UK I need suggestions on what it could be.

As much I would like to change my surname. My parents say they would disown me if I did. Which is fair enough. So that's off the table.

So, thoughts?
Well, David seems to go with your name, and you could always make David Tennant your namesake. That'd be preeeetty sweet.

But in all seriousness, it sounds awesome in my opinion
 

SeanTheSheep

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Daipire said:
I just had an idea.
Danger!

You can be all like, Danger is my middle name....
The more I think about this, the better the idea sounds.
This usually means it is a terrible idea.

OT: I don't really feel comfortable giving you a middle name...
Though I'd make it something related to Doctor Who, time travel[footnote]Like the name of someone who had interesting theories on time travel, if they have a cool name.[/footnote] or The Hitchhiker's Guide
EDIT: Damn ninja'd
 

Jamash

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xXSniperXx seems to be a popular name... Samuel xXSniperXx Broderick... no, maybe not.

How about Roderick?

Samuel Roderick Broderick has a good ring to it, especially when said quickly by someone with a speech impediment like Jonathan Ross.

If you want something more Escapist themed, you could do what Ben Croshaw did and give yourself a middle name from a board game, such as:

Samuel Ludo Broderick.

Samuel Scrabble Broderick.

Samuel Monopoly Broderick.

Samuel Chess Broderick.

Samuel The-Game-of-Life Broderick.

Samuel Trivial-Pursuit Broderick.

Samuel Hero-Quest Broderick.

Samuel Space-Crusade Broderick.

Granted, most of those board games make you sound like a rapper, but I'm sure there's one board game that'll suit you...