I need a sweet metal band name!

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Iron Smaiden.

Yes. Yes.

 

[EricGossett]

name your band Pony Penis be the most hardcore metal band ever

 

[Chaos-Spider]

Teddy Bear Autopsy actually sounds pretty good.

I suggest Rustbuckett though from seeing your thread title.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

HEAVYSAGE

Well I liked it...

 

[Flying Dagger]

Ricky Gervais decided that the best heavy metal band name ever would be Deathlehem.
But he said only a band who truly was good enough could use it.
Other ones he came up with were BrainHammer and Tungsten Lung Heamorrage

I think Orifisting would be a cool name.

 

[Fursnake]

Santa Clause Is Dead
Fudge Tunnel Apocalypse
Death By Internet

 

[dragonburner]

DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[MurderousToaster]

My Cat's Name is Jim and He Enjoys Catnip And When He Takes Catnip It Makes Him Attack My Legs With Violent Fury.


There's a reason I didn't get a job in marketing.

 

[Free Thinker]

Ironclad.
It's short, catchy, and badass.

 

[Jewrean]

A random word generator to play with... that would create the same desired effect of most band names nowadays:

http://www.fourteenminutes.com/fun/words/index.cgi?start=

 

[A velociraptor]

Smashin' Chains.

 

[Jewrean]

My Cat's Name is Jim and He Enjoys Catnip And When He Takes Catnip It Makes Him Attack My Legs With Violent Fury.


There's a reason I didn't get a job in marketing.

So MCNIJAHECAWHTCIMHAMLWVF for short?

 

[fanklok]

Thor's Ank(Ahnk?) of Death.

Win right there.

You just mixed Norse and Egyptian that's a nono in my book.

As for you OP since I can't be arsed to read past the first page.

Seven Car Pile Up

Butcher's Pupil

Fisty McSkull Punch

Splinter and the Four Ninja

Ya know what I'm keeping Fisty McSkull Punch for if I ever magically gain musical talent and start a band, don't even care what kind it would be I'm using it.

EDIT: New idea.

Our band's name is really long, I'm not even sure this would comfortably fit on the front of a CD case.

 

[VegetaPrinceofSaiyans]

if you want a name that will invoke disgust or hatred in many people, go with this name...

Random Encounter \m/ \m/

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

any of the above as long as its not Flying Mongolian Cluster Fucks (my band name)

 

[MurderousToaster]

My Cat's Name is Jim and He Enjoys Catnip And When He Takes Catnip It Makes Him Attack My Legs With Violent Fury.


There's a reason I didn't get a job in marketing.

So MCNIJAHECAWHTCIMHAMLWVF for short?

Hell yeah.

I might just use that for myself to start a polka/metal/soul/jazz band.

 

[Thumper17]

Obviously, The Evil Midnight Bombers what Bomb at Midnight

 

[Magnesium360]

As LRR said, Gravitic Warp. Possibly an obscure reference, see some of their older stuff.

 

[TheDudeMan14]

Shadowrave

 

[Godhead]

die schwarze Nacht.

Edit: Using the wikipedia approach, "The Basel Institute for Immunology."