I Need a Terrible/Embarrassing Song

[bleh002]

Ahem - the bane of the late 90s that I can't embed.

Spice Girls - Wannabe


OH OH OH, what about something from Lazytown!


HOLY CRAP! I can embed shit now

 

[Dags90]

I'm sorry, but you can't mention Barbie Girl without using the Dutch version. Assuming you're from an English speaking country, something not in English will always get more stares.

 

[Ambi]

Jesus is my Friend by Sonseed
God Rules by Undercover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugov2OSr7oA Golden boy, born to love, and live for joy, I'm a golden golden boy..

...

I am special, I am special, I am special, say hey! (hey!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrocEmhLsJk Hardcore/grindcore? with DOGS as vocalists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0 It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo THIS!!!! Headache inducing and cheesy..

 

[Ambi]

I do have to ask: What's the content requirement for a song to be "Terrible"? Because I have suggestion that might be a bit overboard...

Seriously it could be anything. We're gonna try to pick the one that will most make the other regret losing the bet by embarrassing the hell out of them lol

BrokenCYDE.
Anything by BrokenCYDE.

Yes, BrokenCYDE! Awful, awful music.

Could you make a playlist?

Sorry for the double post >_<

 

[Manic Moose]

Anything any teenage girl has liked... ever.

If that does not help, then try going with Justin Beiber's "Baby."

 

[Low Key]

This would be incredibly embarrassing. I'll try to think of some others.

 

[Instant K4rma]

More Gunther!

 

[Artemus_Cain]

What one goes "Sugar fried honey butts" or something?

 

[w@rew0lf]

Hey Escapists, my friends and I need some suggestions. Last semester at university we got into a bet and the loser had to walk around the quad blasting a boombox of a terrible/embarrassing song. We ended up choosing "Conga" by Gloria Estefan, and my buddy walked around for 15 minutes blaring this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcmhXqlmpA

Well a new bet is on for who is going to win the Stanley Cup, and once summer is over were gonna need a new song because the last time was freaking hilarious. I posted "Conga" to give you guys some reference for what we're looking for. Is there any song that you guys can suggest that will just make my friend (hopefully not me...Go Hawks!) feel really uncomfortable walking to?

We're thinking "Wow" by Kylie Minogue, but we want to be open for suggestions.

This is "Wow" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnTrZYHK_II

Go to youtube and look up "Dick Slang". I suggest baggy pants.

 

[qazmatoz]

THE END.

 

[Sassafrass]

Anything any teenage girl has liked... ever.

If that does not help, then try going with Justin Beiber's "Baby."

Damn you, you beat me to my own suggestion.
Ninja'd be a newbie on his first post...
I feel like less of a man.

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist, stay out of the basement, read the guidelines and have fun here.

OT: Seeing as ninja pants Manic Moose beat me to my suggestion, how about Love Story by Taylor Swift? I like the song personally but it's got the right embarrassment/terrible levels.

 

[Daipire]

I do have to ask: What's the content requirement for a song to be "Terrible"? Because I have suggestion that might be a bit overboard...

Seriously it could be anything. We're gonna try to pick the one that will most make the other regret losing the bet by embarrassing the hell out of them lol

Then may I suggest this?

Spoiler

And if not, may I suggest you Youtube a song by The Outhere Brothers called "I Want To". I refuse to link to it myself, because I'm certain it breaks some kind of rule.

Zomgie, I die a little everytime I hear that...

 

[zehydra]

Barbie Girl song ftw.

 

[Natdaprat]

Spoiler

Hehe.....I think this will do.

Besides the crappy video and iffy sound quality, this song is awesome! My favourite from the new album haha. Especially because of the line "Take me now oh don't you see, I can't get laid in germany."

As for shitty songs, I suggest anything from Lady Gaga, Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers and all the other pop rubbish.
But to be specific, either one of these would be amazingly funny:

 

[octafish]

I Am Woman by Helen Reddy

(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman by Carol King

Cocksucker Blues by The Rolling Stones (if you can find a copy)'

I don't think any of these are bad by the way, they just might be embarrassing.

 

[rekabdarb]

AHEM!

 

[dariuskyne]

depends on if you want to embarrass said person with a known meme (rickroll and erasure's always (aka harmony!)

but overall i'd say it depends on the level of ebarrassment you want to inflict, i'd suggest wheatus's cover of the erasure song a little respect, or perhaps something from avenue q, like the song "if you were gay" or selections from the kids bop collection (but they have to be the kidz bop versions!) perhaps something old and embarrassing backstreet boys, new kids on the block... menudo... millie vanilli ( blame it on the rain would work) wannabe by the spice girls, etc. there's plenty to pick from if you dig deep enough.

 

[Omikron009]

Pick some really squeaky, hideous J-pop. That's the best.

 

[Mesca]

I don't like having to pull this one out, it's so bad its not even fair. Ladies and gentlemen, Avril Lavigne's "Chop Suey." Every time this song plays, an angel falls from heaven.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3QCeftXMjs