I Need a Terrible/Embarrassing Song

[VladmirL]

Try The Most Unwanted Song by Dave Soldier and Komar & Melamid.
About 20 minutes of pure and hilariously awful music.

 

[radarbsm]

My heart will go on.

Or

Looney Island-I jizzed in my pants.

Yeah you should have enough to embarrass anyone.

 

[Nerdygamer89]

Use this.

 

[Racistman3d]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Kikg3hnuE

No need to thank me.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I introduce you to the collected works of Ronnie Milsap. The horror... the horror. To this day, I can get through the first thirty second of his "Daydreams about night things." "Pure Love" ain't half bad. My parents love this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPDZBKM6dsg

 

[TheLordofPie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrYbkbWRA2I&feature=related

 

[Nerdygamer89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Kikg3hnuE

No need to thank me.

I've seen some horrible things in the dark corners of the interwebnets, but I think that just scarred me for life.

 

[Wardnath]

BrokenCYDE.
Anything by BrokenCYDE.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Beat me to it.

Anyway, I recommend the following.

 

[ethaninja]

The worst song in the world:

 

[dariuskyne]

actually nix all my previous statement and go with this

 

[ethaninja]

BrokenCYDE.
Anything by BrokenCYDE.

Damn, ninj'd

 

[Zero47]

I love little girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA


There couldn't be a more wrong song to listen to bobbing your head, smiling maliciously and walking through the school courtyard. Don't expect the people who don't know about your bet to ever talk to you again.

 

[dariuskyne]

 

[Devi Darkside]

Hmmm, I can't top anything with too horrible of sounds but lyrically I may have a chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BycBPAS3STs

 

[Deofuta]

It will either be embarrassing, or if he can pull it off he will be the coolest cat on campus.

Use this.

GOD DAMN NINJASSSSSSS

 

[Daipire]

Hey Escapists, my friends and I need some suggestions. Last semester at university we got into a bet and the loser had to walk around the quad blasting a boombox of a terrible/embarrassing song. We ended up choosing "Conga" by Gloria Estefan, and my buddy walked around for 15 minutes blaring this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcmhXqlmpA

Well a new bet is on for who is going to win the Stanley Cup, and once summer is over were gonna need a new song because the last time was freaking hilarious. I posted "Conga" to give you guys some reference for what we're looking for. Is there any song that you guys can suggest that will just make my friend (hopefully not me...Go Hawks!) feel really uncomfortable walking to?

We're thinking "Wow" by Kylie Minogue, but we want to be open for suggestions.

This is "Wow" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnTrZYHK_II

Is there a very ethnically diverse culture?

Cause we can probably find something really, really racist....

 

[Low Key]

I love little girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA


There couldn't be a more wrong song to listen to bobbing your head, smiling maliciously and walking through the school courtyard. Don't expect the people who don't know about your bet to ever talk to you again.

Holy shit! I'm surprised Danny Elfman ever had a career after making that. It's also way too catchy for such a song of that nature.

 

[Generator]

Pre-pubescent or not, that singing was just awful!

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Just... wow.

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Even with the other two, I second this one because it is not only embarrassing, but also recognizable.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

either this or "soccer practice"

 

[Sniper Team 4]

This thread is going to close after this, because I have seen people's heads explode after listening to just five seconds of this song.

Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) as sung by the Chippets in The Squeakule (or however you spell it). I think that will cause him to have mental scarring at the very least after he hears that. Oh, and make him do the dance moves too.