Write a 1000 word essay about something mentally engaging and make it interesting for him to read. Show him that in fact all this internet time has benefited you.
Get back to herpaderpastan.ItsAChiaotzu said:Get a girlfriend, but unbeknownst to your Dad, she's actually a dude, then, get her to throw a knife into his groin for +100 points.
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Hope that helped.
Don't you mean, "Herpaydapastan"?Oh That Dude said:Get back to herpaderpastan.ItsAChiaotzu said:Get a girlfriend, but unbeknownst to your Dad, she's actually a dude, then, get her to throw a knife into his groin for +100 points.
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Hope that helped.
P.S. why the groin?
This. I'm sure you can figure out basic, noticeable ways of proving your interestingness. Unless, of course, you aren't interesting outside of MSN.Circleseer said:... You see the irony of asking that question to strangers on the internet, right?
And, we manage 42 posts before someone tells me to man up. Nice.technoted said:Well if you go out and have an active social life then why should your parents need convincing, ultimately you just need to man up and let the world roll on by without coming to the internet for support, it's a terrible place to come for support and help.
In theory many things work in reality very few do.Oh That Dude said:Also, in theory the internet's a pretty good place, people that don't even know you support you.
You have played Planesape: Torment i see. You have immediately earned my respect.MisterShine said:Ask him what can change the nature of a man?
We happy few, we band of brothers.Mr.Amakir said:You have played Planesape: Torment i see. You have immediately earned my respect.
The only reason I know the geography of Europe is because of my copious amounts of time playing the Total War series.Oh That Dude said:He already stated he thinks I'd be cleverer if I read more books. Which frankly is bullshit, I've learned a surprising amount from chatting, debating and trolling.firedfns13 said:Tell him how you're more apt to solve puzzles and be a military tactical genius.![]()
"EDIT: I feel I should mention at this point that I do have an active social life and I don't spend all my time on here." Right there is he thinks your a slave to the screen but you have a social life and don't spen your time here all the time heres the answer.Oh That Dude said:How can I prove to him that gaming and the internet are not dulling my brain and making me a slave to a screen?
Wait, what? I know you're joking, but even so... That's just a little bit wrong, according to my moral-o-meter. Also, it's affect, not effect.HG131 said:Ok, I quoted you so you'll read this. This is a far less traditional way of convincing someone. Instead of trying to convince him, I'd do this. First, wait for him to go to sleep. Then move something (keys, sunglasses, a hat, whatever). Continue this with all kinds of things. He'll slowly start to think he's losing his mind. Do it more, but make sure not to get caught. Sooner or later he'll check himself into a mental hospital, making it so he can't effect you anymore.Oh That Dude said:Snip
smartass answer: well you're going to need to get in this car, it will need some distance to reach 88 MPH...Oh That Dude said:So basically my Dad and I have just had a somewhat one sided discussion about the amount of time I spend on the laptop and on the Xbox. Apparently I'm dulled by technology and not interesting because of it. I could simply show him my msn conversations and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't dare deny the fact that I'm interesting, but the flaw with that is that I'd have to show him my msn conversations. Not safe for parental eyes. So:
How can I prove to him that gaming and the internet are not dulling my brain and making me a slave to a screen?
EDIT: I feel I should mention at this point that I do have an active social life and I don't spend all my time on here.