I need money... Any Advice?

[saejox]

beg.
start with your family.

 

[CiG606]

contact your local Mafia for opportunities.

 

[Altorin]

could always sell drugs.

I hear that works for some kids.

 

[Mar451]

Satan, he always has money

 

[Buschmaki]

Deal drugs. Or sell baking powder as crack, you'll get the shit beat out of you but, you'll be making crack dealer money without trafficking a controlled substance. But to reiterate you will get the shit beat out of you.

 

[snide_cake]

Man, just get a job, like everyone else has been advising.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Well, you could sell your body.

You could also become a "handy man", getting paid for odd jobs and sleeping with women who don't feel like paying you... in money.

*Sigh*

 

[Zaksav91]

You could rob one of those baskets or whatever churchs use to collect money from the church goers. Just repent for your sins later lol.

 

[Cowabungaa]

As said before, but it can't be repeated enough:

Get stoned less, work more.

 

[tthor]

Prostitution.
That is all.

 

[DazBurger]

I will be selling some drugs soon (Legal one's, I won't go into detail) though; so I'll have a steady supply of cash coming in pretty soon.

Sorry mate... Do you have a proxy?
Peoples been slammed for less, just for chatting about it on WoW

 

[tthor]

Deal drugs. Or sell baking powder as crack, you'll get the shit beat out of you but, you'll be making crack dealer money without trafficking a controlled substance. But to reiterate you will get the shit beat out of you.

wouldn't it just be easier to sell bags of oregano to tweens :3

 

[Shoggoth2588]

raise up level 80 characters for WoW and sell them. Apparently there are people who do that and while you would likely have gotten more money for something like this a year or 3 ago you can still make money like that I'm sure.

Another option would be selling your stuff in general. Got extra clothes? Got extra crap which never gets used? Sell it. E-bay it. Barter with it.

Other options include:

*playing music at local public-transit hubs
*create a phony charity
*create a real charity [which are only required to give 10% of what they make to the people they represent]
*pet care
*child care
*pet or child kidnap/ransom
*fountain diving
*drug dealing
*fixed card games
*take a penny [without leaving any]
*collect from the collection tray
*sell bootleg DVDs


or you can always try getting a real job somewhere

 

[Beartrucci]

Rob a bank. It's what I did, now I'm stinkin' rich!

 

[teisjm]

If your area has paid scientific trials, or body-fluid donations then that's an option, but that's really it as far as legal, fast money goes and both options can be dangerous.

How can donations be dangerous? And don't try to tell me that you go blind for donating some baby juice, not with that avatar.

Then again, seeing how the OP is from 94, i don't think he can get into the whole wank for cash scene in the next few years. Don't suppose ha can donate blood either, or parttake in experiments for that matter.

You can always rob old ladies, and if you get caugth, blame video-games and rap music.

 

[traceur_]

Get a job, steal money, sell sperm.

 

[AlphaOmega]

1994 according to your profile means you are 15 or 16 now, that means you can work.
I work since 15 myself, you know why? To pay my insurance.

 

[BGH122]

How can donations be dangerous? And don't try to tell me that you go blind for donating some baby juice, not with that avatar.

Then again, seeing how the OP is from 94, i don't think he can get into the whole wank for cash scene in the next few years. Don't suppose ha can donate blood either, or parttake in experiments for that matter.

You can always rob old ladies, and if you get caugth, blame video-games and rap music.

Haha! That was funny!

Anyway, donations can be dangerous in two ways: donating your blood to a sloppy clinic runs the risk of infection either through the blood (i.e. used needle) or transdermally through the wound (i.e. if they don't apply an anti-bacterial agent to your needle prick).

Donating semen can be emotionally dangerous as a number of men have been tracked down by their children who just don't seem to realise that their father neither knows he's their father nor wants to be their father.

 

[Guttural Engagement]

I will be selling some drugs soon (Legal one's, I won't go into detail) though; so I'll have a steady supply of cash coming in pretty soon.

Sorry mate... Do you have a proxy?
Peoples been slammed for less, just for chatting about it on WoW

Yes, but seeing as how they would have no legit proof that I had been selling it; I'd be clean free. And I don't have any of it at my house, and would never keep it at my house either. And I haven't started selling it yet either. And I'm not totally sure if I will be.

 

[Plurralbles]

I would say you could do something that requires no resources but time- Learn to program and develop flash for facebook or the smartphonse or something like that. If 400 people buy your game on a smartphone, you're about 400 bucks richer. If 20 people pay for extras on yoru facebook game, you'll get a good amount of cash. If you count how long it takes you to learn how to do it you aren't getting much per hour but if you take the amount of time it takes to make the game itself you'll probably come up in pretty good standing. Anyway, I only make that suggestion because I know a guy who does it and he's getting a good chunk of his college cash tuition costs from it.

Or paper route.

Or write music and advertise yourself on youtube.

Or start a website about how, "I make 5000000 dollars an hour. You can too! just send me $50"