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tjs09 said:
Well, according to Yahtsee, Metroid Other M
my friend who hasnt played any other metroid game hates it to death
she samus wont stfu
i hope it didnt ruin the series for her
 

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Iwata said:
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I payed full price for Alpha Protocol, and UFC Undisputed 2010. I was super hyped over both of 'em. Sold my friggin UFC 2010 yesterday and only got 11 bucks. -.-

Edit: Don't ask what happened to AP. You don't wanna know.
What happened to AP?

OT: probably MW2. I was warned by the staff at Gamestop, who know that I don't give a shit about the cesspool that is multiplayer, that the game was not worth full price, but, I'd loved the first one, so... little did I know I was paying over 70 bucks for an afternoon of complete "meh" gameplay...
It involved a blender and an M80
 

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Composer said:
tjs09 said:
Well, according to Yahtsee, Metroid Other M
my friend who hasnt played any other metroid game hates it to death
she samus wont stfu
i hope it didnt ruin the series for her
LOL Yeah that's probably a series ruiner
 

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Yea, Legendary for PS3. I don't know what I was thinking, I just grabbed it off the shelf along with two other games I actually wanted. It was such crap (I just went to the official website right now and even that crashed on me).
lol. I went and it didn't even load.
 

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Im on my PS3 so word count -_- yeh they did hype it bit luckly after almost hunting Bioware down due to what they didnt do with ME 2 and how they hollowed out my baby to a TPS. I dont expect much at all from games hype anymore. Another game for me is Lego Batman, Indie and Wars were really good *sad face*
 

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Fallout 3.

Better known to me as Crash to Desktop: The Game. This was some epically shitty port-work; the game coding was horribly buggy even on a commonly supported (and relatively new at the time) discreet GPU, and the interface looked like it was made exclusively for the 360.

Gameplay-wise, it was still a mediocre shooter with a one-trick pony of a gimmick, and I had to force myself to stop using V.A.T.S. just to make the game remotely challenging (without relying on the difficulty bar, which just reduces the damage the enemies take; it doesn't make them any smarter or let them use new equipment/attacks.)

Every character and story I started to take an interest in just kind of stops after you do their one quest/mission. I did work for Mr. Burke, and I was hoping to see more of his line of work. Nope. That's the end of Mr. Burke's quests. The most impressive event in the entire game can be accomplished within the first hour or so.

The main quest pissed me off to no end. I could elaborate why, but lets just say that this is the first time in gaming history that the developer offered to charge people money to fix the game's ending.

The one great thing Fallout 3 did (in my opinion), was bring that 1950s "World of the Future" style to life.
I was able to appreciate that much, but the cons here far outweighed the pros.
 

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Gran Turismo 5 Prologue and ModNation Racers. Boring/incomplete and ridiculous load times respectively.
 

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Judgement101 said:
LordNue said:
Metroid Prime: Other M. If the next Zelda game turns out to be terrible I think I'm just going to stop buying nintendo games.
How was Metroid: The Other M, I've seen a ton of mixed reviews, some saying great, others saying crap.
It sucks if you're a Samus fan, but if you just like gameplay you're good to go
Except the gameplay isn't even very good because they removed all the elements that were the trademarks of the series and pretty much made the game a shallow, bland action game with mediocre overly easy gameplay that held your hand so hard you'd think you had to wear a helmet to the playground.
Were we playing different games? I liked the gameplay... Or maybe the story was so bad it tricked me into liking the gameplay...;)
I honestly have no clue how you could be a fan of metroid and like a game that focuses on the combat, removes the exploration, music and atmosphere, while keeping the combat extremely shallow and pointless because the dodging requires no timing or percision and you can recover your health and missiles at almost any time, health requiring you to be at low health to do. This is so easy that even the game's "hard mode" isn't hard at all, hard mode for the record just removes all upgrades. Oh and they also made missiles useless pretty much because switching to first person is just so bloody unintuitive. Also auto aiming and poor hit detection. Unless you were never a fan of metroid which explains things and why you'd like a game that turns a once unique and interesting series into a shitty generic action game, unless you're one of those fanboys who praises any game and ignores any flaws which also explains things but in a different fashion.
Wait, who said I was a Metroid fan? I enjoyed the Prime series, but I wouldn't call myself a hardcore Metroid lover. My point is that (IMO) Other M, if you excuse the terrible story and destruction of Samus's character, is still a pretty good game...thanks to gameplay
But it isn't which is the point. It completely removes the things that make a metroid game, a metroid game. Exploration, atmosphere, even the music are all gone in favor of an anime action game with bland, terrible combat.
But please, what's good about the gameplay then? Maybe the fact that I actually like the metroid games has blinded me and I should just accept that all games should be homogenized blobs of sameness and that no game should have unique or defining traits anymore. So again, please tell me how the gameplay in Other M was good. I'm honestly curious.
Easy, pretend it isn't a Metroid game (which is pretty much what youre saying anyway) and stop comparing it to Metroid in any way...then you'll see that compared to alot of other Wii games, the gameplay is top-notch
 

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I bought Halo:Wars full price. Got halfway through the first mission, realized what a pile of crap it is, and went back to the store that day to re-sell it.
 

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tjs09 said:
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also tatsunoko vs. CAPCOM
WHAA...I heard that was actually pretty good?
it's good for a few go arounds, but the controls just had me and my friends mashing everything till the guy with the best special won. and specials seemed to happen on random at that.
 

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Half Life 2 And it's Episodes. And Portal.
Team Fortress 2 was the ONLY Game from the orange box I enjoy.

Portal was an embarrassment to the Puzzle Genre.
And don't get me started on Half Life. Man that was boring.

EDIT
Mass Effect 1 and 2.
 

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tjs09 said:
LordNue said:
tjs09 said:
LordNue said:
tjs09 said:
LordNue said:
tjs09 said:
Judgement101 said:
LordNue said:
Metroid Prime: Other M. If the next Zelda game turns out to be terrible I think I'm just going to stop buying nintendo games.
How was Metroid: The Other M, I've seen a ton of mixed reviews, some saying great, others saying crap.
It sucks if you're a Samus fan, but if you just like gameplay you're good to go
Except the gameplay isn't even very good because they removed all the elements that were the trademarks of the series and pretty much made the game a shallow, bland action game with mediocre overly easy gameplay that held your hand so hard you'd think you had to wear a helmet to the playground.
Were we playing different games? I liked the gameplay... Or maybe the story was so bad it tricked me into liking the gameplay...;)
I honestly have no clue how you could be a fan of metroid and like a game that focuses on the combat, removes the exploration, music and atmosphere, while keeping the combat extremely shallow and pointless because the dodging requires no timing or percision and you can recover your health and missiles at almost any time, health requiring you to be at low health to do. This is so easy that even the game's "hard mode" isn't hard at all, hard mode for the record just removes all upgrades. Oh and they also made missiles useless pretty much because switching to first person is just so bloody unintuitive. Also auto aiming and poor hit detection. Unless you were never a fan of metroid which explains things and why you'd like a game that turns a once unique and interesting series into a shitty generic action game, unless you're one of those fanboys who praises any game and ignores any flaws which also explains things but in a different fashion.
Wait, who said I was a Metroid fan? I enjoyed the Prime series, but I wouldn't call myself a hardcore Metroid lover. My point is that (IMO) Other M, if you excuse the terrible story and destruction of Samus's character, is still a pretty good game...thanks to gameplay
But it isn't which is the point. It completely removes the things that make a metroid game, a metroid game. Exploration, atmosphere, even the music are all gone in favor of an anime action game with bland, terrible combat.
But please, what's good about the gameplay then? Maybe the fact that I actually like the metroid games has blinded me and I should just accept that all games should be homogenized blobs of sameness and that no game should have unique or defining traits anymore. So again, please tell me how the gameplay in Other M was good. I'm honestly curious.
Easy, pretend it isn't a Metroid game (which is pretty much what youre saying anyway) and stop comparing it to Metroid in any way...then you'll see that compared to alot of other Wii games, the gameplay is top-notch
And there's the thing: people get so anal about the one big flaw of the game--Samus's badly-written script--and write off the rest of one helluva gem of a game for only $50 USD. I rolled my eyes once, called it a fanfic, and had myself some fun.