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I got all excited from all the previews in OXM and GI and when I finally bought it, I really wanted to like it. I really did. After a while and a piss poor excuse for a champaign. I traded it in with a whole bunch of games i didn't like for a pre-order of New Vegas.
 

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Half Life 2 And it's Episodes. And Portal.
Team Fortress 2 was the ONLY Game from the orange box I enjoy.

Portal was an embarrassment to the Puzzle Genre.
And don't get me started on Half Life. Man that was boring.

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Mass Effect 1 and 2.
Jesus Christ, get ready to get flamed. Saying that about the Orange Box around here is like walking into the Vatican and proclaiming "Wow, the pope's a real douchebag!"

More on topic, fuck both Final Fantasy XIII and Metroid: Other M. They can both burn in the eternal flames of hell for all I care.
 

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Fallout 3. This game is freaking awesome! But, here's the shitty part. I bought the game for $59.99 + $6 tax. Then 2 days later it comes platinum and sells for $19.99. I was so pissed!
 

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So far this gen Street Fighter 4, beat and owned it almost a month before throwing it up on ebay.
 

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LordNue said:
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Judgement101 said:
LordNue said:
Metroid Prime: Other M. If the next Zelda game turns out to be terrible I think I'm just going to stop buying nintendo games.
How was Metroid: The Other M, I've seen a ton of mixed reviews, some saying great, others saying crap.
It sucks if you're a Samus fan, but if you just like gameplay you're good to go
Except the gameplay isn't even very good because they removed all the elements that were the trademarks of the series and pretty much made the game a shallow, bland action game with mediocre overly easy gameplay that held your hand so hard you'd think you had to wear a helmet to the playground.
Were we playing different games? I liked the gameplay... Or maybe the story was so bad it tricked me into liking the gameplay...;)
I honestly have no clue how you could be a fan of metroid and like a game that focuses on the combat, removes the exploration, music and atmosphere, while keeping the combat extremely shallow and pointless because the dodging requires no timing or percision and you can recover your health and missiles at almost any time, health requiring you to be at low health to do. This is so easy that even the game's "hard mode" isn't hard at all, hard mode for the record just removes all upgrades. Oh and they also made missiles useless pretty much because switching to first person is just so bloody unintuitive. Also auto aiming and poor hit detection. Unless you were never a fan of metroid which explains things and why you'd like a game that turns a once unique and interesting series into a shitty generic action game, unless you're one of those fanboys who praises any game and ignores any flaws which also explains things but in a different fashion.
Wait, who said I was a Metroid fan? I enjoyed the Prime series, but I wouldn't call myself a hardcore Metroid lover. My point is that (IMO) Other M, if you excuse the terrible story and destruction of Samus's character, is still a pretty good game...thanks to gameplay
But it isn't which is the point. It completely removes the things that make a metroid game, a metroid game. Exploration, atmosphere, even the music are all gone in favor of an anime action game with bland, terrible combat.
But please, what's good about the gameplay then? Maybe the fact that I actually like the metroid games has blinded me and I should just accept that all games should be homogenized blobs of sameness and that no game should have unique or defining traits anymore. So again, please tell me how the gameplay in Other M was good. I'm honestly curious.
Easy, pretend it isn't a Metroid game (which is pretty much what youre saying anyway) and stop comparing it to Metroid in any way...then you'll see that compared to alot of other Wii games, the gameplay is top-notch
I am speechless. That may very well be one of the most...urgh, whatever lets play it your way. Pretending it's not a metroid game it's still an incredibly shitty sub-par action game. dodging moves still requires absolutely no timing, you can still recover your health with no penalty and minimal risk given that barring a few bosses every enemy can either be instant killed after a few shots or they'll give you several openings to refill your health anyway while they jump around and pose about. The combat is boring since the only real technique to it is "dodge while charging or spamming the attack button" there are no combos or techniques in the game to differ it up, no interesting things to do beyond those inane cinematic kills which exist solely to exist because otherwise enemies have far too much health and if you want to whittle every enemy down you'll probably double your game time. There is no involved upgrade scheme in the game because it basically just devolves into "Cause' the plot says so" so you don't even get to pick what you get or when leaving you with a shitty beam for half the game that takes forever to kill things, then suddenly you get the wave beam and everything dies stupidly easy, the plasma beam is just the broken topping on the cheese cake. But I'm going to go back to the dodge mechanic because that's just ridiculous. The timing window on any attack is so wide that you can be walking, running or just mashing the button in an epileptic fit and you'll dodge perfectly as long as you don't have yourself mashed against a wall. And if you are against a wall just mash in a different direction and you'll escape without harm. Oh and dodging fills your charge gauge to full instantly so you know, that's even less of a challenge there. It reaches a point where it's just not worth it to fight enemies at all unless the door ahead is locked either because you certainly don't get anything for it. You don't get any powerups, you just get a blip on the map you most likely can't get because you don't have the powerup needed yet and you won't be able to backtrack here until after the game anyway.

But that's just the combat. How about the linearity? Now, even if it wasn't a metroid game I'd still be bothered by a game that was pretty much just a series of corridors with some asshole telling me to go from room to room while doors locked behind me and unlocked in front of me as the game just told me to go there so I Could see another shitty flashback. At least in the other metroid games you could roam the corridors freely and explore all the secrets. In this game there are no secrets because they all appear on the map even though you can't get a lot of them until after the game because you can't back track until the very end of the game and even then you don't have access to your full inventory until post-game.
OK listen, I'm obviously an average gamer and you're obviously a disgruntled obsessive Metroid fanatic. So since we will never come to a conclusion on this, we'll just agree to disagree
 

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We've all done it. We've all paid full price for a game that was complete shit. I paid full price for Fracture and Alone in the Dark. What about you?
Mine was Mercenaries 2: World in Flames. Can't believe what a drop in quality it was from the first game.
 

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Skullkid4187 said:
That Transformers war for cybertron.
Are you kidding? I loved that game. I've been a Transformers fan since the 80's, and it's THE best TF experience yet.

What didn't you like about it?
It kept trying to be like Gears Of War it even had the same theme when you died. Ammo clips and rounds were to little, you could only play as Starscream once and it was just to silly
 

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LordNue said:
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Judgement101 said:
LordNue said:
Metroid Prime: Other M. If the next Zelda game turns out to be terrible I think I'm just going to stop buying nintendo games.
How was Metroid: The Other M, I've seen a ton of mixed reviews, some saying great, others saying crap.
It sucks if you're a Samus fan, but if you just like gameplay you're good to go
Except the gameplay isn't even very good because they removed all the elements that were the trademarks of the series and pretty much made the game a shallow, bland action game with mediocre overly easy gameplay that held your hand so hard you'd think you had to wear a helmet to the playground.
Were we playing different games? I liked the gameplay... Or maybe the story was so bad it tricked me into liking the gameplay...;)
I honestly have no clue how you could be a fan of metroid and like a game that focuses on the combat, removes the exploration, music and atmosphere, while keeping the combat extremely shallow and pointless because the dodging requires no timing or percision and you can recover your health and missiles at almost any time, health requiring you to be at low health to do. This is so easy that even the game's "hard mode" isn't hard at all, hard mode for the record just removes all upgrades. Oh and they also made missiles useless pretty much because switching to first person is just so bloody unintuitive. Also auto aiming and poor hit detection. Unless you were never a fan of metroid which explains things and why you'd like a game that turns a once unique and interesting series into a shitty generic action game, unless you're one of those fanboys who praises any game and ignores any flaws which also explains things but in a different fashion.
Wait, who said I was a Metroid fan? I enjoyed the Prime series, but I wouldn't call myself a hardcore Metroid lover. My point is that (IMO) Other M, if you excuse the terrible story and destruction of Samus's character, is still a pretty good game...thanks to gameplay
But it isn't which is the point. It completely removes the things that make a metroid game, a metroid game. Exploration, atmosphere, even the music are all gone in favor of an anime action game with bland, terrible combat.
But please, what's good about the gameplay then? Maybe the fact that I actually like the metroid games has blinded me and I should just accept that all games should be homogenized blobs of sameness and that no game should have unique or defining traits anymore. So again, please tell me how the gameplay in Other M was good. I'm honestly curious.
Easy, pretend it isn't a Metroid game (which is pretty much what youre saying anyway) and stop comparing it to Metroid in any way...then you'll see that compared to alot of other Wii games, the gameplay is top-notch
I am speechless. That may very well be one of the most...urgh, whatever lets play it your way. Pretending it's not a metroid game it's still an incredibly shitty sub-par action game. dodging moves still requires absolutely no timing, you can still recover your health with no penalty and minimal risk given that barring a few bosses every enemy can either be instant killed after a few shots or they'll give you several openings to refill your health anyway while they jump around and pose about. The combat is boring since the only real technique to it is "dodge while charging or spamming the attack button" there are no combos or techniques in the game to differ it up, no interesting things to do beyond those inane cinematic kills which exist solely to exist because otherwise enemies have far too much health and if you want to whittle every enemy down you'll probably double your game time. There is no involved upgrade scheme in the game because it basically just devolves into "Cause' the plot says so" so you don't even get to pick what you get or when leaving you with a shitty beam for half the game that takes forever to kill things, then suddenly you get the wave beam and everything dies stupidly easy, the plasma beam is just the broken topping on the cheese cake. But I'm going to go back to the dodge mechanic because that's just ridiculous. The timing window on any attack is so wide that you can be walking, running or just mashing the button in an epileptic fit and you'll dodge perfectly as long as you don't have yourself mashed against a wall. And if you are against a wall just mash in a different direction and you'll escape without harm. Oh and dodging fills your charge gauge to full instantly so you know, that's even less of a challenge there. It reaches a point where it's just not worth it to fight enemies at all unless the door ahead is locked either because you certainly don't get anything for it. You don't get any powerups, you just get a blip on the map you most likely can't get because you don't have the powerup needed yet and you won't be able to backtrack here until after the game anyway.

But that's just the combat. How about the linearity? Now, even if it wasn't a metroid game I'd still be bothered by a game that was pretty much just a series of corridors with some asshole telling me to go from room to room while doors locked behind me and unlocked in front of me as the game just told me to go there so I Could see another shitty flashback. At least in the other metroid games you could roam the corridors freely and explore all the secrets. In this game there are no secrets because they all appear on the map even though you can't get a lot of them until after the game because you can't back track until the very end of the game and even then you don't have access to your full inventory until post-game.
OK listen, I'm obviously an average gamer and you're obviously a disgruntled obsessive Metroid fanatic. So since we will never come to a conclusion on this, we'll just agree to disagree
Haha, no. I'm not an obsessive metroid fanatic. I just don't like shitty games that don't have any degree of effort on any front (Except maybe graphics, Other M admittedly does have nice graphics for a wii game).
Lol, Yeah it is pretty
 

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before i even condsider buying a game, i do massive amounts of research.. like on my latest purchase wich i love Dead Rising 2 on PC (no load times at all pretty much.. seriously :p) ^^ saw a review by gamespot wich is 11 minutes long and does a fullcover of it... and downloaded it last night off the ******bay and had a "demo"... worth it :) and even co-op in it ^^ also checked bucket loads of gameplay videos...

OT:
Just Cause 2... runs like utter shit on my computer wich handles GTA4 with no problems at all ?... aaand there is a bug that keeps resetting the resolution

Alien vs Predator (new version.. from 2009 or 2010.. cant remember) - next time... longer and better campaign plz...
 

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Lost Odyssey, just so bad.
That's to bad, I rather enjoyed it.

OT: I'm generally pretty careful when buying games, so my choice came from when I was a kid, and I went out and bought Shadow the Hedgehog. I was sad for weeks.
 

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LordNue said:
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LordNue said:
Judgement101 said:
LordNue said:
Metroid Prime: Other M. If the next Zelda game turns out to be terrible I think I'm just going to stop buying nintendo games.
How was Metroid: The Other M, I've seen a ton of mixed reviews, some saying great, others saying crap.
Terrible. To be perfectly honest there is absolutely nothing good about this game. Even if you ignored the abysmal anime-esque plot and terrible characterization in the stupid cutscenes. The game is just shit and it's as non-metroid as you can get. Metroid fucking Hunters was a better metroid game then Other M is.
First; it wasn't that bad the story was... well it was niche, I'll go with niche. Second, Metroid is not a genre and third... maybe.

Hmm... can't remember the last time I was disappointed in a game I bought new.
I never said it was a genre, it is however a series. Series tend to be known for certain traits and or qualities, and focusing and refining on those qualities tend to keep them successful and popular. See the God of War and Devil May Cry games for example Devil May Cry is actually a pretty good example, everyone knows that two wasn't a good DMC game because it went against what everyone liked about the first game. However it did introduce several new concepts to the series that were used in 3 to make the series as a whole better. Other M does nothing right, it just throws out everything the series had thus far worked to grow and evolve in favor of spastic mutation in a direction that no one wanted in an attempt to appeal to it's smallest audience, further more it was a complete and utter pet project by Sakamoto who has only done terrible things to the series since the other three of the initial four he was part of left nintendo.
Oh as a series? Well, as a series I've got nothing to say but; "Nintendo"

I've just accepted for quite some time that a Nintendo series will do whatever the hell it wants regardless of the past. If they suddenly decided that you are gonna be best friends and go go-karting with your worst enemy it's going to happen dammit. So I don't even consider it deviation when Nintendo does it, it's just something they happen to do from time to time.

Also I know that there are some people who had in fact wanted a action game version of Metriod, weird people though they are. Though I can see how the change could be... hated, let's just be honest and go with hated.
 

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There have been plenty, but I guess the latest one would have been Halo Reach. It's not all bad though, 2 days after buying (and completing) it, I traded it in for $25 more than I paid for it!
 

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I'd have to say Fallout 3. It's certainly not a bad game, but the damn thing broke halfway through, and now I can't be outside for two seconds without the game crashing. I bought it when it was first released for the PC, I think installing Games for Windows Live might have had something to do with it. I tried everything I can think of and the bloody game still doesn't work.
 

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i payed 10 bucks for two worlds, that has got to be the biggest waste of money EVER SPENT EVER. but full price, i cant think of any most games im willing to pay full for ive looked into. If i picked one after the thought tho it would me MW2 i liked it at first but then it just became crap after i realized how much better CoD4 was
 

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Twilight Princess. There's no doubt that it could have been a very solid Zelda title, but because it's cursed with being on the Wii, nearly every aspect of the game's control scheme is deliberately obtuse to the point of being distracting for me. I've owned the game since launch and have yet to beat it. Occasionally, I'll pop it in, in the vain hope that I was exaggerating before. I end up giving up every single time, because the controls are just that bad.

I've been tempted to buy the Gamecube version, but I can't help but think it'll be a little like rubbing salt in the wound, because it would only emphasize that next-gen Zelda games with good controls are possible, but we're never going to get another again.

Also, it was very, very brown. I take my Zelda bright and colorful, thanks.

gphjr14 said:
So far this gen Street Fighter 4, beat and owned it almost a month before throwing it up on ebay.
Just want to say, if you think beating the CPU is the point of fighting games, SFIV in particular, you're doing it wrong.