I passed out today.

[MasterChief892039]

A similar thing happened to me once when I was in high school. I didn't actually faint, but I got so dehydrated while taking an English test that I literally couldn't lift my head up from the desk and a teacher had to come get me.

All I can say is ya gotta drink lots of water man, lol.

Second best would have to be when I performed a perfect dive into a swimming pool... yeah a little too perfect: I went straight down and smacked my head on the bottom. All I can remember is pain and a whiteout, but when I came to my senses I was somehow out of the pool. As far as I can tell, my body got itself out of the water on autopilot before considering fainting, which is pretty cool. Then there was the blood, nausea and shooting pains down my spine for a damn week, which was not cool. At all.

You're lucky you can still move. That's how a chick from my graduating class ended up in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

The closest I've ever been must have been that one time I was out drinking, passed out and woke up in a bathtub filled with ice in a small motel. I still got a scar after the huge gash I had when I woke up.

...

Nah, I'm kidding. The closest is probably from the day I was out working with my dad at his construction job. (It was a "try your parents work for a week" thing at school). Construction is freaking rough work, continually carrying stuff that weighs approx 50-60kg in the heat of the sun, on a windstill day in 32 degrees Celsius. Had to keep myself constantly hydrated (drinking a cup of cold water every 30 min was enforced, for safety reasons), yet I still got damn close to passing out multiple times.

 

[Genixma]

Not pass out per say but back in the 4th grade we had had a sowing workshop the week before and as I was walking out on the play ground some kid, still don't know who, must of thought it was a good idea to take the needle with them to recess because amongst the wood chips...BAM. Needle through my foot. Ohhhh the joys of Elementry School.

 

[eggy32]

I almost passed out once. The first time I got my braces tightened back in July. They told e I was supposed to be putting some mini-brush in between each tooth. (Would've been ncie if they'd told me that when I first got my braces on) Upon stinking the thing in between my teeth, I got all dizzy and pale and my vision was all wierd. Then I couldn't stand up for a while and had t drink some sugary drinks while sitting at the window.
That was fun.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Never. There was one occasion when I drank enough to obliterate any recollection of that night, but I think that happens to people extremely frequently. Among the people I know, I'm probably the exception.
I very occasionally get head-rushes.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I passed out at my mom's wedding from heat. It was July and I was wearing a wool jacket. Needless to say I stole the show with that one.

 

[ultimateownage]

Does sleep count? If not, no.
I've never broken anything either. I'm boring.

 

[Gwarr]

I was going to this Chemistry Contest and was left alone in the school laboratory , you can guess the rest , I am freaking lucky to still be alive and not have been expelled back then

 

[ScroogeMcDuck]

I've been prone to seizures all my life. one of the worst was when I was cleaning the gutters of my house (two stories) and had a seizure. needless to say I fell of broke almost everything (or thats what it seemed like). No one else was home so I must have been on the ground at least two hours. Next thing I know I wake up in a hospital bed over a month later. took me another 6 months just to start getting back on my feet. You want to talk about weird try not being able to remember almost a month and a half of your life.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Nope. I remember hitting my head on a tree that was leaning over the street while riding a bike pretty fast. Wasn't even enough to knock me off the bike, let alone make me pass out.
I'm boring.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Never passed out. I've been plenty of times on sauna to the point that when I leave, my strength disappears and my vision begins to dim and my ears lock up, but that's as close I've been.

 

[LeonLethality]

I once unnoticingly went about three or four days without eating (don't ask how I did not notice, it kinda just happened) and when I finally realized I went to make something to eat and passed out from hunger or lack of nourishment while I had a knife in my hand (I was preparing food) and got a nasty cut on my arm. Figures I pass out AS I am getting food, luckily I was only out for about ten seconds as I was the only one home at the time and if I was out for a while things could have turned out bad.

 

[ThreeWords]

I fell off an overcrowded rope swing (it broke), managed a back-flip during a 8 foot fall, and landed with my face. I was out for about 30 seconds, during which my friends all crowded round the other person, who had hung on and dropped a few feet onto their ass.

The only lasting damage was a few pulled neck muscles...

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

A couple years ago I passed out in my living room in the morning, I had a couple days off school for it which was awesome. The doctor said that it was just low blood pressure and that it was normal, I used that to have lots of chocolate and sugar for years. Passing out is awesome.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

The closest I had to passing out was a bad acid trip. I though that fucking painting was coming for me and then I listened to some Terranoise and fell asleep.

 

[holy_secret]

I passed out a few weeks ago. It was stress and chaos related. I don't think I've recovered from it yet.
I cracked my head and broke my heart.

 

[MindBullets]

I pass out every night. I must have some sort of medical condition.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

I once passed out during an exam because I hadn't slept for 3 days. I was busy studying for said exam.

The irony of the situation was lost on me.

 

[LongHairRocker]

Last saturday i fell after taking a piss around 7.30 in the morning
the doctor believes its called Micturition syncope,
this is what wikipedia has to say about it: "When one strains to increase the flow of urine it stimulates the vagus nerve (usually more pronounced in elderly men with large prostates). The vagal nerve stimulus causes slowing down of the heart (bradycardia) and severe drop in blood pressure. The heart cannot perform as a pump effectively because insufficient blood comes to it."

And now i have a light concussion, because i fell flat on the floor...