I require dating advice.

[Spleenbag]

Serenade her. In the middle of the supermarket.

For best results, use a small stringed instrument, and sing an Italian love song. You know the kind, all drawn out words and stereotypical Italian musical sound.

Nononono, grab your wingman (or RIO) and do a duo of "You've lost that loving feeling", it ALWAYS works.

Nononono! Grab a set of 7.1 surround-sound speakers from the electronics department, then, pretend to be a maintenance guy later in the day/week. Install them above her register on precarious wires in a halo of sorts. Retract the wires that night and wait all night. When she shows up for work in the morning and looks elsewhere, lower the halo and proceed to play something. Preferably "Never Gonna Give You Up".

 

[0p3rati0n]

ok how friggin creepy if the women your talking about is a member of this website and she sees this thread! I have no advice but that just popped up in my head. LOL that would be creepy. Any way good luck ^_^

If that were the case he'd be guaranteed the date, mainly because I and anyone else I could get to would spam her inbox with "Give. Him. Your Number! Give. Him. Your Number! Give. Him. Your Number!"

Cookie for the reference.

LOL XD

 

[Sparrow]

"Here is a perscription for two testicles. Get that filled out whenever you need to."

In all seriousness, take a deep breath and make conversation. It can be about anything, but just be sure the try and focus the attention on HER.