I scared myself. Now I can't sleep. HELP ME

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Find Porn of whatever scared you.

No, really. Whenever I get scared by something, I realize it looks a lot less threatening if it's being anally fisted.

Also, if it's the skinny, tall, faceless fellow I think it is, you should have no trouble finding some good Rule 34 and 63.
 

Kilyle

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Little late to help you tonight, but here's something that's helped me a few times:

When I've just got done watching something that I shouldn't have been watching late at night, something about all the scary things in the world that might kill me without warning... let's use insects for example... I realize that it might give me nightmares. And then: I inflate it.

I think about my room getting swarmed with the thing (say, bees or ants). Not a regular swarm, but a floor-to-ceiling, spilling-out-into-the-hallway swarm. And then I think about them being bigger, huge, like something from a bad sci-fi movie.

And when I think about the absurdity of being attacked by giant insects in my room, I can laugh it off and stop worrying about it anymore. Move on and think about other things.

Not sure how well this would work under a certain age, before you gain some perspective about the likelihood of certain things happening. Or, indeed, for certain personality types who might have an easier time accepting that outlandish things could actually happen. But it's worked for me, and maybe at some point it'll help you too.

ETA: If it's cute, fuzzy things you want, nothing beats a little trip to The Daily Squee: http://squee.icanhascheezburger.com/
 

Angry Camel

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Phenergen tablets work well (little blue ones, also good for allergic reactions). Also, try listening to a rainforest track on a stereo or ipod.
 

TimeLord

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Just look at this picture, you'll be fine.



Seriously though, I listen to music to sleep. Usually works. If not then I just watch tv until I fall asleep in front of it.
 

EHKOS

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Yeah this happened to me. I was double stupid though because after an entire night of reading creepypasta straight from the wiki....I did it again the next night. FUCK YOU MR. WIDEMOUTH!
I just had the nightmare and got over it. Then again, because of my meds I have nightmares every night...
 

Cr33dl0rd

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Try watching this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_kyJTr33iM
There, now you can stop trying to fall asleep.
 

PixelKing

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Just headbutt the wall, works like a charm.
Or just stay up on the escapist.
 

Nouw

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Read the Bible. It has always helped me sleep. Focus on the Old Testament, Genesis to be specific.
Sassafrass said:
*Throws a brick at your head through the internet*

Did it work? It's a patented sleep brick, does wonders if it connects. XD
"Shit!" *Ducks.
 

Catfood220

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I usually find that going to sleep with the TV on, listening to something boring and repetetive like the news helps me off to the land of nod. Sooner or later, the looped news information just becomes like white noise and eases you to sleep.

Or listening to music with the lights out, like this.

 

Felstaff

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Just remember that no matter where you are in the world, no matter how far you think you've escaped from it, abandoned clown train remembers you. [http://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/2056.jpg]

Have pleasant dreams.

We all float down here.
 

Fooz

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just have a read of this [http://www.cracked.com/article_19503_7-creepy-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true-part-521.html]

particularly number 6, it helped me sleep loads of times
 

Ducktard

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Well I have to say, thanks for all the wonderful advice you all gave me, although you people who trolled me, you are mean x) But, I was sort of expecting it so, can't really complain.

Eventually exhaustion and epic distracting myself won, and I got to sleep around four in the morning. The next day was a coma day, and I was still looking behind me for different types of things I know don't exist
 

Aerosteam

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http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/168734

Listen to this, and everything will be fine. It replaces the fear with warm-hearted happiness so you can sleep easily.
 

krazykidd

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I vote for masterbate. Seriously , i helps calm you down and relaxes you body when you... Finish. Did anyone watch that seinfeld episode where Jerry, George,Kramer and, Elaine try to be master of their domaine? Yup masterbation helps you sleep.