I sentance you to death by insanity! Release Cthulhu!
I sentance you to death by 4kids! Release the jelly filled donuts, lollipops, invisible guns and other nonesense.
I sentance you to death by a loss of hope in humanity... release the President Sarah Palin!
.... oh wow... I feel bad about this last one... Maybe Cthulhu can just work overtime or something... I mean, there's evil, and then there's evil.