I sentence you to death by ____________________

[Geeky Anomaly]

Death by Snu snu!

 

[Spekter068]

I sentence you to death by inescapable housing contracts! Re-Lease the condo!

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I sentence you to death by public park fines! Releash your dog!


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Very good!

Let's see...

I sentence you to possible death after civilized negotiation! Release the prisoner and bring in a table, some chairs, and some tea.

 

[tkioz]

I sentence you to death by single person firing squad. Bang Bang.

Never let anyone you consider dangerous enough to sentence to death a second out of your site, or a moment to plan his or her escape, just shot them in the head, then the heart, then have their body burnt while you watch.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I sentence you to death by air, release the super cannons!

I sentence you to death by mindfuck, release the bus to Silent Hill!

 

[Logic 0]

I sentence you to death by SCIENCE, release the insano.

 

[LandoCristo]

I sentence you to death by indigestion. Release the OLD BURRITOS!

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

I have to come to my verdict
I sentence you to death by sexy! Release the eagles of Death Metal!

 

[Athol]

'I sentence you to death by 10000 cuts. Release the razorblade tornado!'
'I sentence you to death by awesome. Release the metal!'

 

[rubinigosa]

I sentence you to death by Awesomeness Release the Old spiceman!

Like the Greek Gods?

I dont know

I sentence you to death by Awesomeness Release the Old spiceman!

The man your man could smell like or the muscle guy? Because they are two VERY different awesome deaths.

Also my captcha is Advisory smenssi. This is relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE <-- That Man.

 

[Ca3zar416]

I sentence you to death by crushing weight. RELEASE THE FEATHERS!!!!

.........It'll work eventually as long as we do this right. Sooooooo yeah. I'm gonna grab some pizza.

 

[bulldogftw]

I sentence you to death by criticism,release the Yahtzee.
I sentence you to death by sssssssss,release the Creapers.
I sentence you to death by cheeseburger,release the Lolcat.
I sentence you to death by awesome,release the Chuck Norris.
I sentence you to death by bad movie,release Michael Bay,Uwe boll and Catherine Hardwicke all at the same time.
Is that evil enough?

 

[Ocoton]

I sentence MYSELF to death by sex. Release Angelina Jolie!!

 

[Sux2bu]

I sentence you to death by explosion. RELEASE TEH CREEPERZ!!11

 

[sylekage]

I sentence you to death by Death! Release the Kraken!!

First read this and all I could think of Liam Neeson saying that line

 

[Wintermoot]

getting killed in a hit&run by a monster truck driven by the Hulk
(cookie for reference)

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I sense you to death by Pulp Fiction!
Release the greatest movie of all time!

Yeah, I may cop some flak for that one.

Ooo! I've got a better one:

I sentence you to death by a nerdgasm over-dose!
Release the latest Skyrim trailer!

 

[Dwarfman]

Death by live organ doning

Edit - welll I was going to show the Monty Python skit from meaning of life but someting tells me I'd get banned for it!!

 

[dday4you]

i sentence you to death by dr pepper
release the 1 million cans!
OR
i sentence you to death by awesomeness
release duke nukem
always bet on the king

 

[Macgyvercas]

I sentence you to death by Martian heat ray! Release the fighting machines!

I keep forgetting that you will ninja every answer that can possible be connected to The War of the Worlds. Have you by chance read the book?

OT: I sentence you to death by crushing. RELEASE THE MANGA!

*Hundreds of volumes of manga in a steel crate fall from the ceiling on top of the person I'm executing. I pick one off the top and begin reading.*