I think I'll just leave this here...

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

If I were a judge, beholden to no law but my own, I would laugh and throw out any charges brought against either.
To him: serves you right, and I hope you had a little fun. I'll see you again if you ever actually manage to rob anything.
To her: you had your fun, now go back to work.

I'm glad you're not a judge then.

 

[Exmigrant]

Not gonna lie, first thing that popped into my mind after reading that was "Pulp Fiction"

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

The fact she was a black-belt and beat the crap out of him was funny. Then she raped him for 3 days and it turned horrifying.

 

[SilentCom]

Wow, you don't hear about stuff like this too often. Both sides should be charged for their respective crimes. Justice is balance.

 

[Spade Lead]

Well... I want to be clear. She was WAY more wrong than he was. They should both be punished to the maximum extent of the law... But OH... MY... GOD is that funny.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

This isn't funny. She assaulted, starved, and consecutively raped someone over the course of three days for simple robbery. Imagine if the genders were reversed- would you still be laughing? ***** needs to rot in jail.

 

[kypsilon]

Did he call her back afterwards? Did she press charges? This could be the making of the greatest Russian love epic EVAAAAR!

*Cue theme from Dr. Zhivago*

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Hey, George I have to borrow your line for a second.


OH MY!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

This isn't funny. She assaulted, starved, and consecutively raped someone over the course of three days for simple robbery. Imagine if the genders were reversed- would you still be laughing? ***** needs to rot in jail.

Double standards FTF (For the fail)

All joking aside, something is fuck up here. She NEED to go to jail. It was rape. There was penatration.

 

[Mcupobob]

She must be Quentin Tarantino fan.

Joking aside, That women deserves a one way train to prison. While the robber well I think he won't break into anyones home anymore after that. The mans lucky he didn't get himself killed.

 

[Eventidal]

Someone, somewhere is fantasizing about this and really enjoying it.

 

[Rpground]

well then...this is why you keep something on you at all times in case things to tits up!

 

[Professor James]

He deserved it for trying to rob a shop but then being too weak to overpower a damn woman (no sexism intended, but usually men are stronger than women). I hope he liked the head.

I really hope you're trolling. Nobody deserves to be a sex slave for 3 days and then starved with nothing to eat but Viagra pills. An for the overpowering part, she's a black belt and I'm pretty sure this robber wasn't expecting much of a fight when he tried to rob the salon.

 

[mike141]

I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.

in soviet russia stor robs you...i know its bad but its a start

 

[KafkaOffTheBeach]

I have no idea what I read.
Well.....I suppose they do things differently in eastern Europe.

 

[Lionsfan]

Someone, somewhere is fantasizing about this and really enjoying it.

Too true....too true...


OT: Authorities say her last internet page was off of TV Tropes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill], no connection's have been made to the popular website and the crime

 

[t3h br0th3r]

He deserved it for trying to rob a shop but then being too weak to overpower a damn woman (no sexism intended, but usually men are stronger than women). I hope he liked the head.

He had the ass whooping coming but nothing earned him 3 days of rape. the man had to go to the hospital to get his genitals treated when all we said and done, a key indicator that he didn't enjoy it.

 

[Atmos Duality]

There's one for the Urban Legends Storybooks.
Talk about a reversal of fates!

 

[Composer]

this is the best thing ever
of all time