I think my town is being invaded.

[keybird]

So I live in Phoenix, Arizona. A relatively calm town, except for the unbearable heat.

However, recently I saw an APC tank, along with a military grade hummer driving down the road. And just now as I walked outside I saw a stealth bomber fly over my house! Are the russians finally invading!

Umm discussion, right...have any of you guys seen an increase in the military personel in your city. Or do you think im just being paranoid

 

[Marter]

I haven't noticed an increase in military, but I'm in Canada, so not much chance of seeing our military in Calgary. No need.

And yes, you are being paranoid. You aren't being invaded.

 

[Aidinthel]

I'm pretty sure invasions generally involve more explosions than you describe.

 

[Logic 0]

Their only doing a little invadeing because they've heard their's zombies in them woods.

 

[Gxas]

Dude, you haven't heard? It's the zombie apocalypse. Head north! HURRY!

North!? I was told to go west [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-pBca0XdaY]!

AHH I'm so confused!

 

[Irridium]

Hm... the stereotypical part of me wants to say they're trying to stop the illegal immigration. I've heard Arizona has been going to some extremes lately, so yeah.

Then again I heard it on the internet, so who knows.

The logical part of my brain says it could be just a training exercise or relocation.

 

[The Bum]

Dude, you haven't heard? It's the zombie apocalypse. Head north! HURRY!

no, head south we have guns

 

[2fish]

So I live in Phoenix, Arizona. A relatively calm town, except for the unbearable heat.

However, recently I saw an APC tank, along with a military grade hummer driving down the road. And just now as I walked outside I saw a stealth bomber fly over my house! Are the russians finally invading!

Umm discussion, right...have any of you guys seen an increase in the military personel in your city. Or do you think im just being paranoid

You are paranoid, I can speak of this as I am the new high lord of Scottsdale and we have no reason to invade you. It is more of a training thing, we wanted a live fire scenario.

By the way any idea which way they were headed?

-2fish

 

[Gardenclaw]

Quick head to the heart attack grill and eat till you drop!!!! (best place to eat in the world)

 

[soilent]

I haven't noticed an increase in military, but I'm in Canada, so not much chance of seeing our military in Calgary. No need.

And yes, you are being paranoid. You aren't being invaded.

BULLSHIT! CANADA IS INVADING ARIZONA!!!!!!

 

[Steeveeo]

Dude, you haven't heard? It's the zombie apocalypse. Head north! HURRY!

What? I don't get it, why are you telling him to go TOWARD the source of th--

Oooh...I see now...

 

[Marter]

I haven't noticed an increase in military, but I'm in Canada, so not much chance of seeing our military in Calgary. No need.

And yes, you are being paranoid. You aren't being invaded.

BULLSHIT! CANADA IS INVADING ARIZONA!!!!!!

Shhhhh, I was trying to distract him...

 

[soilent]

I haven't noticed an increase in military, but I'm in Canada, so not much chance of seeing our military in Calgary. No need.

And yes, you are being paranoid. You aren't being invaded.

BULLSHIT! CANADA IS INVADING ARIZONA!!!!!!

Shhhhh, I was trying to distract him...

eh, what will we lose?

The Illegals?
go ahead, take Arizona.

EDIT: Arizona smells funny, anyway.
(cookie for reference.)

 

[DkLnBr]

I haven't noticed an increase in military, but I'm in Canada, so not much chance of seeing our military in Calgary. No need.

And yes, you are being paranoid. You aren't being invaded.

I noticed military in Calgary a few months back. I saw a couple of F-16s flying around my house a few times, and it was even covered on a few TV stations. The fact that there was a Grey Cup game that day was just a mere coincidence....

 

[Marter]

I haven't noticed an increase in military, but I'm in Canada, so not much chance of seeing our military in Calgary. No need.

And yes, you are being paranoid. You aren't being invaded.

BULLSHIT! CANADA IS INVADING ARIZONA!!!!!!

Shhhhh, I was trying to distract him...

eh, what will we lose?

The Illegals?
go ahead, take Arizona.

We'll finally have some land that has a warm climate. Although, it got up to 26 degrees Celsius in Calgary today, which is plenty warm for me.

WAIT! I just thought of it. We'll get the Coyotes back. We'll have our 7th team back in Winnipeg.!

 

[Pokedude1013]

DOWN WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERMNET

 

[Turner Perkins]

yayeeeeee zombieees get your lawn mowers and rubber ducks!

 

[Viptorian]

It's probably just stuff headed to the reserve base in Papago. As for 2fish and the claims of being overlord of Scottsdale, I'm going to have to challenge that authority. Odds are pretty good I'm older and, using the Older Brother Rule of 1989, that automatically gives me dibs on the front seat of the car, the good seat on the sofa, and all overlord positions within in 50 mile radius of my birthplace.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Well, I live in a town that was for all intensive purposes exists because of out Air Force base, and I don't think I have ever seen a military vehicle in town. I have no clue why there would be an APC driving around Phoenix, maybe it has something to do with the Drug Cartels?