I used to be an adventurer...

[RanD00M]

I used to be an adventurer.... But then an arrow took away my knee and replaced it with skittles.

 

[XMark]

You know why the main character of Skyrim was imprisoned at the beginning of the game? They caught him after he went on a years-long spree of shooting adventurers in the knee with arrows.

 

[Shirastro]

Taking an arrow to my knee stopped me from being an adventurer any further.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then Patch 1.2 came out and broke my game.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I used to be an adventurer until I GOT A LIFE!
I used to be an adventurer until I took a book to the eye.
I used to be alive but now I'm not.
I am an adventurer now but I will momentarily take your sword to my face.

Edit: I used to be an adventurer but then I found the internet.

 

[CRRPGMykael]

I used to be an adventurer, but then I started using console commands.





...OH COME ON! THOSE LONG AND BORING DUNGEONS WERE MASSIVELY PISSING ME OFF!

 

[Tiger Sora]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I stole everything and was able to pay others to do stuff for me.

 

[JochemDude]

I used to be an arrow... but then I took an adventurer to the knee.

That'll make for an excellent top comment on YouTube XD

 

[Rosenthal Willenbring]

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I started posting on the escapist forums.

 

[knhirt]

This is a bad, bad meme.

 

[Lawrence Salcido]

I used to be a child on a bridge and then FUSRODAH!

 

[Muspelheim]

I used to be an adventurer... Then the patch ate all my saves.

 

[Raijha]

I used to be an adventurer, but then ToR released.

 

[citrusfr00t]

I used to be an adventurer...Then I played Two Worlds

 

[Badassassin]

I used to be a gay porn star like you, but then i took a dildo to the knee

 

[Fifty-One]

I used to be an adventurer, but then I maxed out smithing, enchanting, alchemy and WTB daedra heart PST!

 

[cthulhumythos]

patrolling skyrim makes me wish for a nuclear winter.


...what?

 

[MightyMole]

I used to be an adventurer, and this is my favorite store on the citadel.

 

[Rutnier Nodarse]

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I killed twenty dragons, ate their souls, rode a flying horse to mount olympus and built a castle made of gold from all the money I had from stealing/looting dungeons and cities.

 

[robotam]

Hi. I'm an adventurer. I wear knee pads