I used to be an adventurer...

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Nannernade

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I stopped listening to the guards tell me about their knee injuries
 

Candidus

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I've said it before, but I can't believe there's no easter egg quest that sends you on a hunt for the dreaded knee sniper, Skyrim's angel of forced retirement.
 

R4ptur3

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I used to be a soviet Russian... but then I took a knee to the adventurer.

It's awful I know.

I used to be an adventurer... but then I got stopped by a criminal scum.
 
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I used to be an adventurer, but then Elder Dragons started spawning every time I went outside.

I used to be an A-level student, but then Skyrim.
 

jthwilliams

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Candidus said:
I've said it before, but I can't believe there's no easter egg quest that sends you on a hunt for the dreaded knee sniper, Skyrim's angel of forced retirement.

Could be a good mod quest. A gaurd to hire you to take down the guy who retired me.
 

V TheSystem V

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I used to be an adventurer...until a bird flew into my knee.
I used to be an adventurer...until I transformed into Rayman and I don't even have one knee.
I used to be an adventurer...but Alzheimers stops me from remembering any of it.
 

NotLikeOtherGuys

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a sweetroll to the thighs...

And then another....and another...

EDIT: too funny, too late