Well, this answers my question before I have to ask it.Drazeric said:
It's fitting, really.
/wanders off
I want my tounge split
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It's fitting, really.
/wanders off
I wish I could apologize to you for everybody on this forum trashing you for your decision. I have my own extensive body modifications and don't regret them. Don't listen to people when they talk about not being able to get a job; I'm a goddamned teacher. Obviously, I haven't touched my face to be in this position, but you shouldn't have trouble finding a job. No, you probably won't ever be president or a soap opera star, but you will still have job prospects.
I've gotten into pretty heated discussions about body modifications with a few forum members and they rarely have any experience in the area. These are the same people who only get tattoos if "they have deep personal meaning" for them because they believe it's stupid if it's meaningless. Also, they're the same people who don't realize that tattoo ink comes in colors other than black.
If you've been pondering it for about 4 years, it's probably time for your wishes to come true. The only advice I can offer once it's done is to not stop. Do more crazy shit. Seriously. Once you do it, there will be no turning back. Tongue splitting is maximum weirdness, so nobody will care about a few implants in your arms or whatever. It's kind of like tattooing your throat. Once that's done, nobody will care that your knuckles are done too. Turn it into a hobby, or get into the industry. People in the industry eat that shit up.
You don't need me telling you that some people will be put off by it and you don't need me telling you that some people will ostracize you for it. You aren't stupid. Well, you might be, but even an 8-year-old retarded boy knows that cutting your tongue in half isn't looked upon in a good light. Just be prepared for stuff like that.
Oh yeah, it hurts like hell from what all of my body-mod industry friends tell me, but I'm sure you already knew that too. If not, ask an 8-year-old retarded boy.
For the record, I hate "Juggalos". The fact that I am supporting your decision should come as a compliment.
I've gotten into pretty heated discussions about body modifications with a few forum members and they rarely have any experience in the area. These are the same people who only get tattoos if "they have deep personal meaning" for them because they believe it's stupid if it's meaningless. Also, they're the same people who don't realize that tattoo ink comes in colors other than black.
If you've been pondering it for about 4 years, it's probably time for your wishes to come true. The only advice I can offer once it's done is to not stop. Do more crazy shit. Seriously. Once you do it, there will be no turning back. Tongue splitting is maximum weirdness, so nobody will care about a few implants in your arms or whatever. It's kind of like tattooing your throat. Once that's done, nobody will care that your knuckles are done too. Turn it into a hobby, or get into the industry. People in the industry eat that shit up.
You don't need me telling you that some people will be put off by it and you don't need me telling you that some people will ostracize you for it. You aren't stupid. Well, you might be, but even an 8-year-old retarded boy knows that cutting your tongue in half isn't looked upon in a good light. Just be prepared for stuff like that.
Oh yeah, it hurts like hell from what all of my body-mod industry friends tell me, but I'm sure you already knew that too. If not, ask an 8-year-old retarded boy.
For the record, I hate "Juggalos". The fact that I am supporting your decision should come as a compliment.
34.khaimera said:A man can dream can't he?Gildan Bladeborn said:
Is it rule 42 that says theres a porn for everything? Or another number,
42 is 'Nothing is Sacred.'
Dude, ignore all the haters in this thread. That's fucking metal and, as such, I wholeheartedly approve. Unfortunately I don't personally know anyone capable of performing such a service, but I'm certain that a quick Google search will show you someone that might be capable of performing such a service.Drazeric said:
I hope that you are not a churchgoing man; you very well might be mistaken for the antichrist for having a tongue such as you described.
Nevertheless I say go for it and tell your future grandchildren that you're half-snake; they'll get a kick out of that.
wow there are seriously a lot of people hating just coz he wants one. its hic choice and im sure hes thought of the eventual reprecutions.
OT: i thought about getting one but decided against in the end, however i did find out that any surgeon can get it done for you. I dont know if anyone would be willing, and its not like ur insurance covers it, but if u got the money to pay and theyre willing, theyd use a laser, stitch the sides and you would be healed in a month or so. this is the best way to get it done properly. I reccomend you to consult with a doctor in person before you do anything because they would know the best ways of having it done, be it by laser or scalpel. I also assume that you have done research as to how this can affect your speech (because it MIGHT give you speech impediments) and possible nerve damage due to post-op infections. As long as you know what youre doing you should be fine. Best of luck
OT: i thought about getting one but decided against in the end, however i did find out that any surgeon can get it done for you. I dont know if anyone would be willing, and its not like ur insurance covers it, but if u got the money to pay and theyre willing, theyd use a laser, stitch the sides and you would be healed in a month or so. this is the best way to get it done properly. I reccomend you to consult with a doctor in person before you do anything because they would know the best ways of having it done, be it by laser or scalpel. I also assume that you have done research as to how this can affect your speech (because it MIGHT give you speech impediments) and possible nerve damage due to post-op infections. As long as you know what youre doing you should be fine. Best of luck
Rather then join the bandwagon of insults, I'll look at it from a health view.
you'll lose something like 40% of your taste buds, the chance of infection is extremely high and nothing like a tongue bar put in and there's a permanent risk chance of developing a lisp, which will make you look like a fool, especially if they dont fork it ABSOLUTELY 50/50 bang-smack in the middle. Unlike the gentlemen's picture above.
tl;dr - 4 years of thinking about it? I wouldn't recommend it, even from an artists point of view.
you'll lose something like 40% of your taste buds, the chance of infection is extremely high and nothing like a tongue bar put in and there's a permanent risk chance of developing a lisp, which will make you look like a fool, especially if they dont fork it ABSOLUTELY 50/50 bang-smack in the middle. Unlike the gentlemen's picture above.
tl;dr - 4 years of thinking about it? I wouldn't recommend it, even from an artists point of view.
