I want to be _________ when I grow up

[sheic99]

I want to be Genetic Engineer and cure a genetic disease like Sickle Cell Anemia. Then after I'm rich purchase a third- world country and perform experiments to create a super soldier. After I assemble an army I will begin my quest for world domination.












Or Batman.
Edit: On reflection...



Or The Flash

 

[The Iron Ninja]

EAAUGHTAGGK! BAD, BAD IMAGE!

Anyway, I don't want to be Bill Gates, I just want to be as rich as him.

Once again. Jealous.

And Bill Gates isn't a person, it's just what you become once you obtain that amount of money.

I just pictured a crab in a fireman's helmet

Anyways I would use my money to create super advanced firefighting services so you would be redundant so HaH.

If anyone here has seen Wallace and Gromit, you know that thing Wallace does when he talks about cheese? The shaking of the hands thing? Well I did that at the thought of a Crab in a fireman's hat.

And the Bill Gates thing applies to the super advanced firefighting services. I think you'll find I am that service.

 

[PurpleRain]

Oh one more thing, the driving compartment of the fire truck may or may not be filled waist high with crabs.

Please. You're just supplying us with more material.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

i'd like to be a cityrail transit officer

but my parents were married

Haha, good one.

 

[milomalo]

Pants

pants on the head

 

[Steeveeo]

...Alive...


Think about it...

 

[Retoru]

I wanted to be a comedian when I grew up, I'm somewhat bummed out that I never pursued that. I got married at a fairly young age and breaking into comedy would've have provided the type of stable income I needed during those years. I've often thought of still giving it a shot, I'm still young enough to be hip, but now old enough to also be wise, but now I have a 3 year old son and run into the same issue about stable income.

 

[meatloaf231]

Astronaut. Dude, you get to be in space.

 

[Cheesus333]

I would want to be a Games Journalist at ONM, with a load of bestselling fiction books and a nice family condo overlooking the Thames for my wife and twin children.

... I spend a lot of time planning these things out.

 

[poleboy]

Drunk.

Wohoo, all my dreams came true!

Also, I wanted to be Kidd, the car from Knight Rider.

 

[captainwillies]

i want to be a "penguin erector"

 

[Omnidum]

A game designer. In the graphics department.

 

[falcontwin]

Wealthy enough not to have to be anything other than me for the rest of my life.

 

[Hey Joe]

...pissing of the Prime Minister by writing scandalous article about him and his administration.

Or a firetruck.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Jack Black.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Jack Black.

An Evil Jack Black?

 

[Zombie_King]

Older

 

[Ultrajoe]

Jack Black.

An Evil Jack Black?

1) Why In Hells Burning Britches Are You Wearing That Helmet?
2) Did I Say Jack Black? I Meant Hannibal Lector.