I want to be _________ when I grow up

[fix-the-spade]

This question is irrelevant.

I don't intend to grow up, ever.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I just don't want to grow up.

*highfives fixthespade*

 

[SteinFaust]

i want to be a 7.62x39mm round.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4jMzKxYB74

 

[Creativename360]

Well, When I grow, Im going to be a Dental Floss Tycoon, Im gonna go to Montana, and raise me up a crop of Dental Floss. Maybe even grow me some bee's, and give the sweet stuff to somebody else, but I'll keep the wax, and melt it down, Pluck some floss and swish it 'round in the wax.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Jason Statham is a win suggestion.

 

[Limasol]

Prime Minister

 

[Mr. Moose]

Unbelievably, no one has said it yet.
So.

I WANNA BE A VIKING WHEN I GROW UP DAD!

 

[Relgaro]

Tealc from Stargate SG-1... well someone from Stargate.

 

[Amnestic]

EDIT: Ultrajoe, you have an evil twin!

I think Ultrajoe is the evil twin actually...

When I grow up, I want to be God.

Failing that...Jesus.

Failing that...really really rich. Who needs to have a job as an astronaut when you can just pay your way onto a spaceship?

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I am grown up.

 

[Crowghast]

When I grow up, I wanna be JUST like the guy in my avatar. LOOK at him! He's so HAPPY. So contented to give you a cup of coffee so long as you shut the fuck up!

THAT'S an ASPIRATION.

 

[Crowghast]

That... or 'V'. He is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

 

[Dogeman5]

Tyrannosaurus Reich.

That or something in the performing arts.

Something tells me you could combine both...
[HEADING=1]Sold Out[/HEADING]

 

[WhitemageofDOOM]

God. I want to make worlds and fill them with people, and see how it works out. Then start on the next one with the knowledge gained from the previous, eventually i can then make a perfect world.

 

[crazy-j]

a redneck

 

[tijuanatim]

Ok, everyone has that person/character that they've thought, 'Wow, how awesome would it be to be....'

For me it's Jason Statham. I mean, he is everything that is man, and could beat you up....yes you.

What about the Escapist Community? Who do YOU want to be when you grow up?

I know he is really cool, but you can't be a different person when you grow up, you can model your life on him, but you can't be him.

I know I can't actually become Jason Statham, but if I could I would.... in a heartbeat.

But in the interest of realism I would have to say that whenever 'grow up' I want to be a college proffesor teaching Criminal Justice, but my dream job would be to be a Ballistics expert.