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murphy7801

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Itsmyship said:
Eh, I wouldn't mind being Canadian. You guys seem to have a lot of fun there. Although I don't know French >.< I know Spanish, so I guess California seems where my destiny lies.
nope Mexico with tacos guns drugs and trannys
 

Gaderael

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Glefistus said:
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Canada is like a bigger Britain except instead of the Monarchy and their fuzzy hatted guards they have the Mounties.

I love being British, but Canada is the one place I could move and enjoy living there.
No, it's not. We don't spy on our citizens.
Touché. But then I don't defend our government. I was meaning the general demeanour of the people I met there were similar to the British, if not friendlier.

Well, what IS British? If anything Canadians are more like Americans, since we're a melting pot of cultures. And for all those who think Canada is English and French all over- come to Alberta, we'll show you what we think of bilingualism!
I speak two languages: English and Newfoundlander :D
 

Gaderael

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Itsmyship said:
Eh, I wouldn't mind being Canadian. You guys seem to have a lot of fun there. Although I don't know French >.< I know Spanish, so I guess California seems where my destiny lies.
most of us Canadians don't know French that well either. Sad to say. I blame politics for that though. Too much division over the years.

Edit: Sorry for double post.
 

LewsTherin

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They forgot to talk about portaging. There's nothing quite like a good, long portage early in the morning.

I've never actually seen milk in a bag. Must be something those crazy Quebecois thought up. I mean, gravy AND cheese on fries? Come on now....
 

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I'm not Canadian but I have nothing against those guys, unlike a lot of people I know. I hear a lot of "stupid Canada" and "Canada is a stupid American rip off" but I disagree. Canadians are fine in my book.
 

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LewsTherin said:
They forgot to talk about portaging. There's nothing quite like a good, long portage early in the morning.

I've never actually seen milk in a bag. Must be something those crazy Quebecois thought up. I mean, gravy AND cheese on fries? Come on now....
I only ever saw milk in bags while living in Onar-i-ar-i-o.

Mmm Cheese curds, home fries, and gravy. Man, now I'm hungry again.
 

Stormz

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Canadian here as well. We seem to get made fun of a lot but I love being one.
 

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Random argument man said:
quiet_samurai said:
I played hockey in Canada when I was a lad. Does that count?
No, you have to do the following:

-Get drunk in Canada with canadian beer.
-Get laid by a canadian.
-Able to talk a little bit of french. (You never know which spot you might end up).
All three? Because I haven't done any of those things, but I live in Canada!
 

Haydyn

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All that snapping... why couldn't it have been a big hair metal song?

Living in Librashington, I already feel Candian. I wore a toque until June. I have season tickets to minor league hockey. My weapon of choice was a broken hockey stick, until I poked myself in the eye with one. Cananda is my second favoite country (with Great Britain in first.)
 

cathou

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LewsTherin said:
They forgot to talk about portaging. There's nothing quite like a good, long portage early in the morning.

I've never actually seen milk in a bag. Must be something those crazy Quebecois thought up. I mean, gravy AND cheese on fries? Come on now....
yeah but you know, we need a permit to have a shotgun, so we invented something that will kill you from cholesterol with even efficiency !
 

Deadman Walkin

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Ahhh yes Canadian and well...mostly proud of it...I don't like any of our political parties...I think they are all nuts.
 

Kinguendo

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Some of the funniest people on Earth are Canadian, I would make a list but it is late in the morning and I cant be bothered typing further than this last stop here>.
 

Srkkl

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I don't get it, the video just listed why you should like every other country and gave no pros for Canada itself. I just think thats wierd.
 

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LaughingTarget said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
Naw, I'm going to stay in California and hope an earthquake comes and takes us out into the pacific and then we can form our own nation.
Well, if you live near a Coca Cola plant, you'll evolve gills and a tail and you'll be able to live under water.
Futurama, etc. Good job.
Texas is okay, I'm thinking about maybe someday moving to Vancouver, though. y/n?