I want you to be a Canadian

[Random Argument Man]

I played hockey in Canada when I was a lad. Does that count?

No, you have to do the following:

-Get drunk in Canada with canadian beer.
-Get laid by a canadian.
-Able to talk a little bit of french. (You never know which spot you might end up).

All three? Because I haven't done any of those things, but I live in Canada!

That's the initiation for other countries. You're born here. Therefore, you're canadian.

 

[Shapsters]

I played hockey in Canada when I was a lad. Does that count?

No, you have to do the following:

-Get drunk in Canada with canadian beer.
-Get laid by a canadian.
-Able to talk a little bit of french. (You never know which spot you might end up).

All three? Because I haven't done any of those things, but I live in Canada!

That's the initiation for other countries. You're born here. Therefore, you're canadian.

I see, that makes sense.

Please change your avatar back, Bob Dylan is way better!

 

[Random Argument Man]

I played hockey in Canada when I was a lad. Does that count?

No, you have to do the following:

-Get drunk in Canada with canadian beer.
-Get laid by a canadian.
-Able to talk a little bit of french. (You never know which spot you might end up).

All three? Because I haven't done any of those things, but I live in Canada!

That's the initiation for other countries. You're born here. Therefore, you're canadian.

I see, that makes sense.

Please change your avatar back, Bob Dylan is way better!

Awwww, I like Irvine, but ok.

 

[Duh]

yeah, i realy do
canada, wish you were here (or i was there probably)

 

[andrat]

YOU NEVER TAKE ALIVE YOU CANIGTS.
Wait, did I spell canights right?

Cannucks?
And Canadian, and proud.

 

[andrat]

Naw, I'm going to stay in California and hope an earthquake comes and takes us out into the pacific and then we can form our own nation.

Well, if you live near a Coca Cola plant, you'll evolve gills and a tail and you'll be able to live under water.

Futurama, etc. Good job.
Texas is okay, I'm thinking about maybe someday moving to Vancouver, though. y/n?

Vancouver is a great city. I would take it over Texas any day.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

...the one thing I don't get about that video is that only people from Ontario do the "Bag Milk" thing.