I was going to __________, but __________.

[Barbas]

I was going to visit Korea, but then I realized I don't live anywhere near Korea. Shame.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I was going to go back to school, but Diablo III came out.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to play Titan Quest, but then I found out about Grim Dawn.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I was going to participate in the rhyme duel, but then I remembered that I can't rhyme.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to participate in the rhyme duel, but then I remembered that I can't rhyme.

I was going to write a haiku, but then I saw a notification about Steam downloading some shit and I woke up three hours later with double vision and aching shoulders.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I was going to play Dark Souls 2, but I remembered it was the PC port.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to begin an uprising, but someone bribed me not to with lemon drizzle cake.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I was going to make a Holy Bartender, but I was out of bullets.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to go on a spirit journey, but we were out of Bailey's.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I was going to go on a journey, but drank to many spirits.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to the store, but I forgot my money-holding butler.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Yeah, I was gonna leave the house today, but couldn't find the door through all the stacks of money.

 

[Barbas]

I was going to count my money today, but I couldn't find the sock I left it in...must've thrown it in the washing machine by mistake. Whoops.

 

[Twintix]

I was going to make a chemistry joke, but NaH-*punched*

OK, OK, not that...

I was going to swim in a lake, but the waves said "Nay".

 

[Barbas]

I was going to St. Ives, but some guy I met along the way kept boring me with his life story.

 

[Neuromancer]

I was going somewhere, but ended up nowhere.

 

[Barbas]

I was going somewhere, but ended up nowhere.

I was going nowhere, but I up-ended my wherewithal and ended up somewhere over here.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I was going to Cardiff, but the Rift stoped me.

 

[Barbas]

I was going Tobruk, but I ended up going Toledo instead.

 

[EilaliE]

I was going to sleep, but then I checked the time on my phone and ended up here.