Offencive weapon? Are the people in your town made of damp paper or something? And why, if he somehow thought you had a rela life weapon, did he not stop you BEFORE you got on the bus? Sounds to me that your bus driver might be a complete idiot.
Nope, actually. Surprisingly, a small town in the middle of Yorkshire, England. What is the world coming to...Venereus said:Was this in America? Because if it was, it's not surprising...AT ALL.
OP here.Lord Beautiful said:That's nothing. My roommate was stopped by a police officer for carrying an assault rifle. He was actually carrying this. [http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/ninja-umbrella-full-size?utm_medium=cpc&9mraw=ninja%20umbrella&utm_term=ninja%20umbrella&9mad=281964681.2&utm_campaign=Travel&9mtype=e&9mkw=5647822641&utm_source=msn]
OP: If that sword looked like real metal from afar, I could understand the hubbub. Otherwise, that's just plain silly.
These quotes have made me raff and raff and raff.Anoctris said:Wait, I've just thought of one better.Micalas said:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar, lol.Anoctris said:I think I might've said something along the lines ofToxicOranges said:
"You wanker. How about you stick to what you're good at - trucking kiddies to and from school - and leave the detective work to the professionals. Fucking window licker."
You might've had to walk home, but at least you would've had an offensive plastic sword to defend yourself with.
ToxicOranges should have given up his plastic sword, then once on the bus he should've reached into his bag, loudly announcing
"This is a hijacking! Nobody move!" as he pulls out
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Oh no! I didn't realize what a colossal tool I'd been, making that man hate me!Nocturnal Gentleman said:It is clear to me that the bus driver hates your face. The sword wasn't really an issue. He just doesn't like you.