I don't date girls who A. smoke (asthma issues, plus it smells and tastes terrible) or B. have junk (no explanation required).
I wouldn't go out with you if..
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Not really physical, but I wouldn't ever go out with someone that smokes or does other drugs, and right now, that drinks or has kids (since I still find having kids around 20 is just wrong). One girl did once say she couldn't go out with me because I wasn't a christian. Height though, I am short (5'4), but as long as a girl wasn't like a foot taller or something where it would just be physically awkward, I wouldn't really care.Imp Poster said:
Well, those are the ones that I know. Who knows how many there were that didn't say it.Daveman said:
I don't really date since I was born with skin so pale and freckled that I am invisible to men. But, if ever there were a guy immune to my powers of disguise I probably wouldn't date him if he... who the hell am I kidding? I'm an a-cup, I have to take what I can get.
I refuse to go out with anyone ever. Mostly because the whole concept of love bewilders and disgusts me.
Also I might end up being forced to have sex with someone, which would be the most awful thing.
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So what you are saying is you are pale, freckled and have an a-cup, and this is why guys don't like you.
I'm going to have to call bullshit here. No offense.
There is a whole fucking section of men who prefer small breasts. Not even talking weird fetish section, like being into chubby people or whatever. I would estimate maybe fourty percent of men nowadays find larger sizes dull.
And let's not get into the pale and freckled thing. I want you to go into one of those "perfect woman" type threads that used to pop up everywhere. They're not around much anymore, but head right on up there towards the search bar and you will find so many you will be passing them around like cheap cigars by the time the day is done. Read through and see how many people yearn for a porcelain lady.
Seriously. You have nothing to complain about, believe me.
no i am not hitting on you
Also I might end up being forced to have sex with someone, which would be the most awful thing.
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Wait wait wait, hold the bloody phone.Lerasai said:
So what you are saying is you are pale, freckled and have an a-cup, and this is why guys don't like you.
I'm going to have to call bullshit here. No offense.
There is a whole fucking section of men who prefer small breasts. Not even talking weird fetish section, like being into chubby people or whatever. I would estimate maybe fourty percent of men nowadays find larger sizes dull.
And let's not get into the pale and freckled thing. I want you to go into one of those "perfect woman" type threads that used to pop up everywhere. They're not around much anymore, but head right on up there towards the search bar and you will find so many you will be passing them around like cheap cigars by the time the day is done. Read through and see how many people yearn for a porcelain lady.
Seriously. You have nothing to complain about, believe me.
no i am not hitting on you
You shallow bastard! Clearly just interested in women in hope of a blowjob. You make me sick, and you made my headless sister cry. Or whatever the equivalent is for someone with no tear ducts. Or eyes.Daystar Clarion said:
I don't have any real limits on girls physically, provided they're not too much taller than me, (which, at 5'5", can be a problem...)although certain levels of unattractiveness will cause my shallow side to kick in.
Don't think I could go out with any girl more arrogant than myself, though. Or one totally lacking in self-confidence. And, from past experience, no crazy paranoid girls (to the point where I couldn't so much as mention another girl's name or the Spanish Inquisition would appear. Bad times)
I do not want to see you as a sience experiment but that seems like an interesting skintone And now i feel retarded for trying to pick up girls on a website...Lerasai said:
Edit:I do like difference not like a my friends average height brown/Blonde hair big boobs a firm butt girls i like nerdy girls who can kick my ass in videogames like manga and...you get the picture. so yeah normal is the reason i dont date people.
I wouldn't even think about going out with someone who can't spell properly. Even in texts, if they talk like "Yo, sup hun, wot u up 2 l8r?" They basically need to piss off. I hate people who can't spell or are too lazy to just include a few extra letters to spell the words correctly.
I don't know any woman who is taller than me; I'm well over 6 foot, so I don't have a problem with girls being taller than me, although I don't think I'd care that much anyway. Girls being small don't bother me either to be honest. Now a real turn-off for me is if I find out a girl smokes, my older brother smokes heavily and I don't see how his girlfriend stands it.
I like tall women. But if she's a "butter face" or passes a certain weight acceptability point, it's most likely "No."
I could handle a girl of equal or greater height than me, if she was inclined towards me (at 6'0, I'm no shorty either). Other than that, just the usual strictures: be nice, be of a healthy weight if at all possible, generally physically/mentally attractive in broad strokes... Not too much to ask, right?
Yea right, dream on boyo...
Yea right, dream on boyo...
I don't go out with women, I just don't swing that way. Also I don't think i'd go out with someone who smokes, I don't say I have any problem with it but, to be honest i'm just kind of against it.
There's more to life than boobs![footnote]Although if you're ginger, there could be a problem[footnote]Joking, in case that wasn't obvious[/footnote][/footnote]Lerasai said:
Hmm. That could be a new motto of mine, perhaps.
OT: Won't go out with any girl who regularly wears more make-up than clothes. There's a reason people assume that they'll probably be a *****.
Also any girl who takes the general mockery I dispense too seriously. I take the piss out of everyone, usually light-heartedly.
Bet there are guys out there that will find that attractive.Lerasai said:
OT. Height is no problem for me since i am not that tall myself. Smoking would be kind of a turn-off for me.(same as being an idiot but that is personal trait). Oh somehow i do not really like bleached blond hair.
Not so much a physical feature, more of a gesture or action...Playing hard to get, annoys the crap outta me! My rule is, if they're not going to try and make this work, why the hell should I? Beyond that, the girl must be shorter than me ( not hard since im 6ft1 now) and not many girls break the 6ft mark. And Blonde, Brunette? Dont care, However, if you're an appealing red hed....jesus, just try and stop me.