I was just chilling running over some prostitutes on GTA one Friday night when I thought: "Hey, am I man enough to think of a game that would GTA look like fuking teletubies on sleeping pills?" "Of course I am!" I said to myself, and after 12 minutes of collecting all the gory things I have ever seen, I came up with a fucked up idea. Here it is:
You wake up from a coma in a hospital in Turkey, a cellphone that happened to be in your hand begins to ring. You answer. A man with an extremely gay voice quickly tells you that you are agent 1337 of the super secret Brotherhood that only a bunch of creepy veterans that like to have tea in allies know of. You have to escape the hospital before the government captures you, to ensure you dont start off extremely sleepy from just waking up from a coma, you are told to drink a cup of water on you nightstand that contains a highly concentrated amount of viagra, ecstasy and Red Bull. You drink it.
A rather provocative nurse enters your room, you can guess what happens next. As you leave the room, shaking uncontrollably, you phone rings again, this time its a Russian that tells you that in order to escape successfully, you need a weapon and it just so happens that they have hidden a disassembled shotgun and several explosives inside several babies in the hospital. After you find these babies, 'open' them and get accustomed to your new arsenal with several guards who happened to pass by, the police finally arrive.
In order to escape with your life, you grab several wheel-chaired people, strap explosives to them, and push them outside where all the bad cops are. In the middle of the fray, you receive another call from the gay-voiced man, he tells you to hijack a helicopter that would come near the windows in several seconds and crash it into the Sultan Ahmed Mosque for unknown reasons. You do and you end up in another coma.
Yes I know my imagination is wonderfully fuked up, but I think I could have done better...
You wake up from a coma in a hospital in Turkey, a cellphone that happened to be in your hand begins to ring. You answer. A man with an extremely gay voice quickly tells you that you are agent 1337 of the super secret Brotherhood that only a bunch of creepy veterans that like to have tea in allies know of. You have to escape the hospital before the government captures you, to ensure you dont start off extremely sleepy from just waking up from a coma, you are told to drink a cup of water on you nightstand that contains a highly concentrated amount of viagra, ecstasy and Red Bull. You drink it.
A rather provocative nurse enters your room, you can guess what happens next. As you leave the room, shaking uncontrollably, you phone rings again, this time its a Russian that tells you that in order to escape successfully, you need a weapon and it just so happens that they have hidden a disassembled shotgun and several explosives inside several babies in the hospital. After you find these babies, 'open' them and get accustomed to your new arsenal with several guards who happened to pass by, the police finally arrive.
In order to escape with your life, you grab several wheel-chaired people, strap explosives to them, and push them outside where all the bad cops are. In the middle of the fray, you receive another call from the gay-voiced man, he tells you to hijack a helicopter that would come near the windows in several seconds and crash it into the Sultan Ahmed Mosque for unknown reasons. You do and you end up in another coma.
Yes I know my imagination is wonderfully fuked up, but I think I could have done better...
