Idea for rudest most violent game in history

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monkey_man

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the game starts at childbirth, not the fallout 3 style but bloody, aand it goes wrong. For some reason your and your twin brothers souls are blended into one body. you are perfectly normal, but your twin's a creep. you live with your parents (who are scientists) in a big house and after your parents death (presumably caused by your twin)you take over your fathers private lab, where you'll live until you are 18. at age 5 he kills a man using a dart,which explodes on impact. and at age 7 he has killed over a 100 persons, all above the age of 70. you execute every kill in a brutal way ( killing them by dropping them in acid,miking them kill eachother, gassing them, setting them on fire etc). you are powerless against your twin, because he is stronger. at age 18 you escape your body (for some reason) and steal infant bodies. but your twin is onto you, and slices the infants to shreds. your body-stealing power grows, and you learn to steal adult bodies sometimes it fails, causing the bodies to explode,after a while, you steal the U.S.A.'s presidents body succesfully, and attempt to kill your twin by sending the military after him.
what you do not know is: your twin has made a clone army, and he uses strange chemicals to kill the army by burning the skins, mussle layers, and intestines F.E.A.R. style. at this point you're desperate to kill your twin, so you nuke him.
he lives.. and thousands of innocent victims are dead. he sends his mindless clones after you, and they kill your body.
the ending would be that the clones grow too powerfull and eat everyone (including clones).
blood would be everywhere, as would guts and other body parts.

*EDIT*
after this mankind revives and the coma part begins
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Columbine RPG.
Its been done.
Twitchy Racoon said:
wootsman said:
Bible Doctor said:
wootsman said:
Enigma6667 said:
A game based off of this movie:
If you've seen it, you fucking know what I'm talking about.
i'm gonna asume its a movie about giving women head
Not even close
water aids?
she has teeth in her vagina man...
Ha! The way this computer is the picture just covered up the part where you say "in her vagina man..." The picture is trying to censor you!

Edit: Errr... now its trying to censor me! Bye bye picture!
 

Mechsoap

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Twitchy Racoon said:
Falconus said:
wait wait wait, a concentrated dose of viagra, ecstacy and red bull. how can it be concentrated if it's diluted in water?. it hurts my brain.
Its a fuking game, try not to think...
the very reason games exists
 

Twitchy Racoon

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zHellas

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Crimson King said:
Postal 3, let's just leave it at that.
I actually can't wait to buy that game.

OT: Jesus as a Pedophile trying to molest and kill(then fuck the corpses of) all the little children(ages 5 to 1) he can find, trying to outmolest Buddha, Muhammed(whose face shall be everywhere), and all those other gods & things.
 

aPod

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The Helen Keller Story: Lets Bring This Mother Down!

You play as Helen Keller, deaf, and blind. You basically go around bringing this mother down. That is anything you can get your feelers on you use to just smash the shit out of anything and everything around you.

This is a Kinect game by the way!

Each person gets a turn as Keller, that psycho, and does as much mayhem as they can... all without audio or visuals.

At the end of each round we zoom out to a third person view and watch exactly what sort of mayhem you brought to bring this mother down! Basically hillarity insues as a deaf blind girl massacres a pet shop, a hospital, her home, your home, and of course a school for bunnies.

The enviroment is fully destructable and it as actually possible to kill yourself if you arent careful. Be amazed as you revel in the screams of children fleeing your wrath.

Thats the premise at least... and even though i just made that up it actually sounds fucking awesome.
 

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Twitchy Racoon said:
I was just chilling running over some prostitutes on GTA one Friday night when I thought: "Hey, am I man enough to think of a game that would GTA look like fuking teletubies on sleeping pills?" "Of course I am!" I said to myself, and after 12 minutes of collecting all the gory things I have ever seen, I came up with a fucked up idea. Here it is:

You wake up from a coma in a hospital in Turkey, a cellphone that happened to be in your hand begins to ring. You answer. A man with an extremely gay voice quickly tells you that you are agent 1337 of the super secret Brotherhood that only a bunch of creepy veterans that like to have tea in allies know of. You have to escape the hospital before the government captures you, to ensure you dont start off extremely sleepy from just waking up from a coma, you are told to drink a cup of water on you nightstand that contains a highly concentrated amount of viagra, ecstasy and Red Bull. You drink it.
A rather provocative nurse enters your room, you can guess what happens next. As you leave the room, shaking uncontrollably, you phone rings again, this time its a Russian that tells you that in order to escape successfully, you need a weapon and it just so happens that they have hidden a disassembled shotgun and several explosives inside several babies in the hospital. After you find these babies, 'open' them and get accustomed to your new arsenal with several guards who happened to pass by, the police finally arrive.
In order to escape with your life, you grab several wheel-chaired people, strap explosives to them, and push them outside where all the bad cops are. In the middle of the fray, you receive another call from the gay-voiced man, he tells you to hijack a helicopter that would come near the windows in several seconds and crash it into the Sultan Ahmed Mosque for unknown reasons. You do and you end up in another coma.

Yes I know my imagination is wonderfully fuked up, but I think I could have done better...
your imagination isn't severly fucked up mate, you've just put a lot of miscellanious and not very disgusting scenarios into a text block.