Idea for rudest most violent game in history

[Twitchy Racoon]

wait wait wait, a concentrated dose of viagra, ecstacy and red bull. how can it be concentrated if it's diluted in water?. it hurts my brain.

Its a fuking game, try not to think...

 

[Stoic raptor]

Your a pedophile, you job in the game is to coax children for you to rape.

I guarantee there is probably no game that could stir up controversy like my idea.

You are a pedophile dressed up as priest that frisks the flower girl in weddings..

Thats one of the various missions you take. Always changing your appearance, never getting caught, staying one step ahead of the police and the victim.

Oh and add rival Pedos...

Sometimes you can work with other pedos, and share your spoils

God I feel more disgusting every time I post

I can already see the cash rolling in as this game starts selling like rentable booth-babes...

Policemen can use this game to find possible suspects in pedophile cases.

 

[Enigma6667]

Your a pedophile, you job in the game is to coax children for you to rape.

I guarantee there is probably no game that could stir up controversy like my idea.

It's been done. It's called I have Candy, Get in the Van.

It had terrible contols

I didn't say it was good.
It did a good job at being unsettling, though.

it had a really nice atmosphere...

The voice acting was absolutely phenomenal as well. I wasn't expecting Sandra Bullock to actually voice in a game where her character is a stripper that gives you cash for bringing her little league baseball players, but she played the part very well!

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

Your a pedophile, you job in the game is to coax children for you to rape.

I guarantee there is probably no game that could stir up controversy like my idea.

You are a pedophile dressed up as priest that frisks the flower girl in weddings..

Thats one of the various missions you take. Always changing your appearance, never getting caught, staying one step ahead of the police and the victim.

Oh and add rival Pedos...

Sometimes you can work with other pedos, and share your spoils

God I feel more disgusting every time I post

I can already see the cash rolling in as this game starts selling like rentable booth-babes...

Policemen can use this game to find possible suspects in pedophile cases.

And it can scare the shiit out of some kid whose parent didnt check the ESRB rating...

 

[Lucifer dern]

Your a pedophile, you job in the game is to coax children for you to rape.

I guarantee there is probably no game that could stir up controversy like my idea.

You are a pedophile dressed up as priest that frisks the flower girl in weddings..

your a cathlic priest that got seen rapping the quire boys, ure use religiose brain wiping to get them all to follow u as u blodgion ure way past everything u cant rape with the bible itself. i win i bet this idea actual pisses alot of people off... sorry ow and for the game play? thinck of lemmings

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

Your a pedophile, you job in the game is to coax children for you to rape.

I guarantee there is probably no game that could stir up controversy like my idea.

It's been done. It's called I have Candy, Get in the Van.

It had terrible contols

I didn't say it was good.
It did a good job at being unsettling, though.

it had a really nice atmosphere...

The voice acting was absolutely phenomenal as well. I wasn't expecting Sandra Bullock to actually voice in a game where her character is a stripper that gives you cash for bringing her little league baseball players, but she played the part very well!

Woody Allen made an excellent 'priest'

 

[Uber Evil]

http:\\www.playthisthing.com/i-have-candy-get-van Oh mah god! It does exist!

 

[Insanum]

Just have a Jesus - Mohammed love story.

I give that game 10 minutes before it is banned everywhere, and you've managed to piss off about 50% of the world's population.

 

[RatRace123]

You're Hitler, you awaken as the decayed body of Hitler. Only, you're not really Hitler, you're actually a dead pedophile rapist murderer. During some satanic magic spell performed by his fat, product of rape, daughter, the rapist pedophile's soul gets transferred into Hitler's body.

The game is a third person shooter and your primary enemies are Jewish Children with special needs, oh yeah and the personality of Hitler is still alive and well, so you're really playing as two characters. And the banter between the two of them, oh, you haven't experienced anything so funny.

Oh yeah, it also has a cel shaded art style and its on every console, and the cover art is a puppy.


I hope I don't get banned for this.

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

Your a pedophile, you job in the game is to coax children for you to rape.

I guarantee there is probably no game that could stir up controversy like my idea.

You are a pedophile dressed up as priest that frisks the flower girl in weddings..

your a cathlic priest that got seen rapping the quire boys, ure use religiose brain wiping to get them all to follow u as u blodgion ure way past everything u cant rape with the bible itself. i win i bet this idea actual pisses alot of people off... sorry ow and for the game play? thinck of lemmings

There should be a complex level upgrading system along with unique perks for every class of pedophile in the game...

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

You're Hitler, you awaken as the decayed body of Hitler. Only, you're not really Hitler, you're actually a dead pedophile rapist murderer. During some satanic magic spell performed by his fat, product of rape, daughter, the rapist pedophile's soul gets transferred into Hitler's body.

The game is a third person shooter and your primary enemies are Jewish Children with special needs, oh yeah and the personality of Hitler is still alive and well, so you're really playing as two characters. And the banter between the two of them, oh, you haven't experienced anything so funny.

Oh yeah, it also has a cel shaded art style and its on every console, and the cover art is a puppy.


I hope I don't get banned for this.

I worship your imagination..

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

ok I think weve had enough with the pedo ideas... how about something fresh and equally disgusting?

 

[Cheesepower5]

You play the role of a teenage Jewish boy. In the middle of the night a demon visits your room and tells you that you are the reincarnation of Hitler. If you wish to stop the impending Armageddon you must set out to complete the goals of your former self, setting out on a winding path with many forks, all of which can only lead to death and despair.

Gameplay involves several different play styles, including speech and recruitment, murderous solo combat, tactical warfare and apocolyptic sorcery. You can fight every religious figure commonly worshipped as bonus bosses.

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

You play the role of a teenage Jewish boy. In the middle of the night a demon visits your room and tells you that you are the reincarnation of Hitler. If you wish to stop the impending Armageddon you must set out to complete the goals of your former self, setting out on a winding path with many forks, all of which can only lead to death and despair.

Gameplay involves several different play styles, including speech and recruitment, murderous solo combat, tactical warfare and apocolyptic sorcery. You can fight every religious figure commonly worshipped as bonus bosses.

fuuuuuuuu I havent heard that one before...

 

[Chamomiles Davis]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...this

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...this

lol

 

[Chamomiles Davis]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...this

lol

bad link...edited for your viewing pleasure

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

You play as a serial rapist having your junk cut off for being, well... A SERIAL RAPIST, when they only cut off half of it when you do your daring escape by hacking the gaurds to death with a meet cleaver and everything used in the Manslaughter games (without the camera angles that hide the action). You replace the missing tip of it with a minichainsaw so you can feel maximum pleasure when you go on a rape, murder, and rerape every single person that had anything to do with having part of your #$@# chopped off.

And their families.

And their pets to.

...

Oh god what is wrong with me.

 

[AllLagNoFrag]

The human mind is a very awesome thing, capable of thinking of these things. I think so far the posts have been on only sensitive issues such as pedophiles, rape and all that. Honestly, we have heard enough of it, we have to stretch out and reach the very essense of rude and violent.. we have to... *omg... brain hurting.... ugh...*

Ok, I cant go there right now.

You play as a serial rapist having your junk cut off for being, well... A SERIAL RAPIST, when they only cut off half of it when you do your daring escape by hacking the gaurds to death with a meet cleaver and everything used in the Manslaughter games (without the camera angles that hide the action). You replace the missing tip of it with a minichainsaw so you can feel maximum pleasure when you go on a rape, murder, and rerape every single person that had anything to do with having part of your #$@# chopped off.

And their families.

And their pets to.

...

Oh god what is wrong with me.

Just an addition maybe a dlc, maybe you could make others the same state as you and force them to do these acts on their own family etc. And why limit it to every single person that had anything to do with your penis? Why not just make it every single person (full stop)?

 

[Twitchy Racoon]

The human mind is a very awesome thing, capable of thinking of these things. I think so far the posts have been on only sensitive issues such as pedophiles, rape and all that. Honestly, we have heard enough of it, we have to stretch out and reach the very essense of rude and violent.. we have to... *omg... brain hurting.... ugh...*

Ok, I cant go there right now.

You play as a serial rapist having your junk cut off for being, well... A SERIAL RAPIST, when they only cut off half of it when you do your daring escape by hacking the gaurds to death with a meet cleaver and everything used in the Manslaughter games (without the camera angles that hide the action). You replace the missing tip of it with a minichainsaw so you can feel maximum pleasure when you go on a rape, murder, and rerape every single person that had anything to do with having part of your #$@# chopped off.

And their families.

And their pets to.

...

Oh god what is wrong with me.

And after you force them, blog about it while rape\killing them...

Just an addition maybe a dlc, maybe you could make others the same state as you and force them to do these acts on their own family etc. And why limit it to every single person that had anything to do with your penis? Why not just make it every single person (full stop)?