Idiotic online teammates.

[Au Naturel.]

People in Lost Planet that don't roll or stand still when shooting the rocket launcher. Those poor souls.

 

[Please don't shoot]

Sneaking past a witch in l4d2, one of the team turn on the jukebox, facepalm

 

[Dr. Feelgood]

In Gears of War 2, any of objectice based gametype, your teammates will only go for kills, and NEVER go for objectives! It's just so horrible, especially in submission.

 

[ShadowKatt]

You know when you play as a sniper, and someone joins the game and decides to be a sniper too? And they decide that rather than flank around and take up position to cover your blindspots, they follow you like a lost puppy? And their aim SUCKS so badly that they unload their entire magazine in less than one second, produce enough muzzle flares to put up a big "I'M RIGHT HERE!" sign next to you, and still don't kill anything?

That guy.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Most TF2 players after any major update. 75% of your team will be made up of the class that just received an update. Just imagine trying to win a game of payload with 5 snipers and 4 spies.

How long does that last because I want to get that game.

It varies from server to server. Earlier today I went on a Dustbowl server and my team alone had 4 engies, but then I switched to an arena server and there was maybe 1 or 2 engies in total.

That's good to hear...

Or read, or whatever.