If a group of armed men burst into your home

[GaM Pancho]

Well, living in England where there's not a lot you're allowed to do if violent people enter your home, so:

A: Put down the lightgun and cook them dinner and teach them the error of their ways
B: Cook them dinner and teach them the error of their ways
C: Cook them dinner and teach them the error of their ways through the medium of song

 

[T5seconds]

For all 6:

Put in a diffrent game and ignore them hopeing to god they think im def and dumb and they leave me alone

Unless the swat ask me to surrender politely then get on the ground and piss my pants

 

[AWC Viper]

A) want to play time crisis?
B) want to play with my gun?
C) want to play with my boomerang?

c) "(in thick aussie accent)Ah, g'day mate! Th'name's Bruce. Fancy a walkabout? Let's put another shrimp on the barbie. Well I'll be a wallaby's uncle! *throw boomerang and run, hoping that they were confused enough by my gibberish*"
.

I find that highly offensive. they are called prawns not shrimp.... Dick.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

1)Fucking run
2)Fucking run
3)Fucking run
There's nothing I could do even if I was waiting for them, so I'd just try to haul ass out of there.

 

[ucciolord1]

a) Scream like a little girl and dive out the window.
b) Scream like a little girl and dive out the window.
c) Scream like a little girl and dive out the window.

 

[Spitfire175]

This sort of depends. I am supposed to be trained to fire automatic firearms. But just blasting on full auto at unknown people is sort of rude.
so
a) I wouldn't be playing such a game, I'd be on my computer. so I'd transform my mouse into a hand grenade ina magnificent Macgyver style and blast them away.
b)Well, purely in terms of self defense, I'd set an LMG on "fire" and let go some 200 rounds in their general direction.
c)I'll throw the boomerang and knock them all out at once, grabbing the boomerang as it returns and then letting out a cheesy action movie style one liner.

In case of a SWAT team I'd co-operate. I respect the police.

 

[DazBurger]

A. Continue playing.
B. Getting on the floor, not getting shot.
C. Drop boomerang, not getting shot.

A1-C1. Same as above.

 

[clicketycrack]

a) point it at them in an attempt to save my life with humor. Then die.
b) go into bullet time and shoot every SOB in the room. Not die.
c) I can't throw a boomerang for shit. So die.

 

[RanD00M]

I would most likely try to run or let them take me.Not much else i could do.

 

[Soxafloppin]

A)unleash my ninja skills.
B)unleash my ninja skills.
C)unleash my ninja skills.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

1. Toss the lightgun at them, barricade myself upstairs, and hope I can swipe my sword at them without being shot(if there is no escape) but probably die by the third guy.

2. Pick up the weapon and probably get cut down in a hail of bullets

3. Throw the boomerang and probably get cut down in a hail of bullets

Alternatively, I'd stand bewildered, trying to understand how SWAT got into Britain as we're a little out of their jurisdiction.

 

[Sebenko]

1) Tell them to STFU, put the guns down and watch this combo.

2 & 3) no idea.

 

[ShankHA32]

a) Hope like hell that along with a lightgun, i have Alex Mercers powers. Ditto for the rest of them.

 

[joe182]

1 a. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
1 b. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
1 c. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.

2 a. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
2 b. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
2 c. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.

This, basically.
I don't fancy taking on a SWAT team.

 

[Kollega]

In case of unidentified foes:

A) Hey,what the f**k are you doing here? And since when do i have a Playstation? And why isn't it PS2?
B) Hey,what the f**k are you doing here? You won't take my gun collection that easy!
C) Hey,what the f**k are you doing here? And what the f**k does this boomerang do in my hand?

In case of SWAT team:

A) Hey,what the f**k are you doing on the other side of the Earth? And since when do i have a Playstation? Anyway,wanna join me?
B) Hey,what the f**k are you doing on the other side of the Earth? And can i have one of your guns for my collection? Can i? Can i?
C) Hey,what the f**k are you doing on the other side of the Earth? And what the f**k does this boomerang do in my hand? I mean really,come on! How random is that?!

 

[cainx10a]

A) Summon Ifrit
B) Summon Shiva
C) Unsummon Ifrit

Have fun with Shiva without Ifrit

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd probably just follow their orders and hope that they don't kill anyone. I'm not about to face a group of armed men, especially not by myself.

 

[Treblaine]

a) and you are playing Time Crisis and holding a Light Gun
b) and you are a gun enthusiast and have an automatic weapon next to you
c) and you are holding a boomerang

Doing all three at once?

Well I'd throw my boomerang to distract them, deliver the final kill shot to Wild Dog then grab my Uzi and shoot at their feet A team style.

Then once emptying a clip into the ground and they are about to blow me away, my perfectly thrown boomerang curves back and knocks both of them out.

Then I'll moonwalk out of there while humming smooth criminal and bone the next hot girl I meet. Because I'm that awesome.

 

[Jedamethis]

Run like fuck

The answer to almost anything

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

"a group of armed men burst into your home"... and get blown up by the IED that is always placed at the door. Simple as that.