If a group of armed men burst into your home

[heyheysg]

a) and you are playing Time Crisis and holding a Light Gun
b) and you are a gun enthusiast and have an automatic weapon next to you
c) and you are holding a boomerang

What would you do.

Alternate question, same as above, the armed men turn out to be the SWAT team and a case of mistaken identity.

 

[Crimsane]

Probably get shot in the face in all of the above situations, as they have the drop on me already.

Then uh, not get shot in the face if they were SWAT in all of the above situations.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

a) Throw Lightgun at them and dive at them.
b) Throw Automatic Weapon at them and dive at them
c) Thrown Boomerang at them and dive at them.

Alternate) Dive out the window.

 

[wolfy098]

A) ask why the f*** they are in my home
B) pick up the gun and ask why the f*** they are in my home
C) ask why the f*** they are in my home

sit there and ask why the f*** they are in my home

 

[Souplex]

a: I put down the gun and beat them to death with their own limbs.
b: I beat them to death with the assault rifle/uzi/chaingun.
c: I shove the boomerang where the sun don't shine.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

A quick tip of the hat and wag of the finger then back to time crisis.

 

[fenrizz]

1 a. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
1 b. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
1 c. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.

2 a. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
2 b. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.
2 c. Drop to the floor and cower in fear, most likely in fetal position.

 

[rokkolpo]

i would put my hands in the air and ask what,s going on?

did u have a better idea?

 

[Fauxity]

a. Be shot.

b. Be shot.

c. Be shot.

Same for the other situation.

 

[rokkolpo]

what?

you have a gun?

wait srry i didn,t read the conditions.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

A) Say: "Aw, man, Steve, it's that time already?"
B) Pick up the rifle and say: "I guess it's time to take out the trash."
C) Distract them with my witty repartee (sp?)

And if they were a SWAT team, I'd say. "Max lives next door."

 

[OneHP]

"The beers are in the fridge but I hope you brought your own food."

 

[person427]

For both 1 and 2:
a) I'm too busy playing to notice
b) I ask if I can have a gun for my collection
c) I wonder where the boomerang came from

 

[Rigs83]

Piss myself.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I have an answer to all 3:

What the fuck are you pricks doing here, TA training is on wednesdays, and today is a sunday!

As for the swat team, they don't work in the UK, but if it was the SAS I'd just assume it was a welcoming party for joining the regiment. I wouldn't put it past em to pull that kind of shit.

 

[Kermi]

The only correct answer is "Get on my knees and beg for my life". Unless The Escapist is frequented by ninjas and commandos.

 

[oneshotfinchy]

I'd probably grapple up onto the gargoyles that are conveniently in my house and use inverted takedowns all the time. Maybe throw the boomerang at them if I'm bored.

 

[Xero Scythe]

1: sneak into the darkness, then club the soldiers one by one as they split up to find someone.
2: i rig a timer fire on the auto to draw attention, then i take them out one by one- minus killing
3:sit there and wonder, " where the fuck did i get a boomerang?


1,2&3 alt: can i see a warrant?