If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[TheDoctor455]

No, I haven't seen your Joey.

*the smell of freshly cooked kangaroo meat wafts from my kitchen*

EDIT:

No... no no no...
Stay out of my house.

 

[Spoonius]

*sucks in as much as possible*

~have your way with me mr. spoon/kangaroo~ (no furry/homo)

*Makes her clean my house*

OT: We aren't beavers.

 

[Spoonius]

Fuck you, you know I was brutally ninja'd.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No... I don't think I want a boot to the head right now.

 

[xmbts]

@Ahly: You are I caused saw that.

OT: You again!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*pushes the "hug me" button*

 

[xmbts]

*Proceeds to hug everyone present, cursing Doc the whole time*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*while xmbts hugs me, I press the "remove shoes" button*

Just had to see what would happen.

 

[Spoonius]

"Come in, my pretty..."

 

[xmbts]

*Starts stealing peoples shoes*
Why do I even have one of those?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Yipe. Uhhh...Candy Cane?

 

[xmbts]

hmm...alright then.
*Takes candy cane*

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

*prepares the scissors behind my back*
...
Nice weather...ain't it.