If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Spoonius]

*Eats scissors*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Scissors?

They will do nothing.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

D
My god!

 

[Spoonius]

*Eats God*

 

[xmbts]

So you want to come in? We have snacks.

 

[Spoonius]

"Thanks, but I already ate.

Ah, what the hell. You seem nice enough."

 

[TheDoctor455]

*fries up another Joey sandwich*

Want some? Its... "chicken".

 

[neoontime]

Oh, sure.
*Bites off hand in process*

 

[mParadox]

Fried Joey? You do realize that's a kid kangaroo right?

 

[Spoonius]

Fried Joey? You do realize that's a kid kangaroo right?

Yes. He actually means this:

Spoiler: Joey

Joey

 

[xmbts]

That's the intention behind it. Though his other option could be calamari, but I don't think the clown would be too offended.

 

[mParadox]

I see.... clearly we're running out of exotic dished to eat around here.

 

[Rainboq]

D'awwwwwwwwwww, cuddles!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... I do love me some calamari... I guess I'll switch to that.

Fried calamari sandwiches anyone?

 

[xmbts]

Herman!? NOOOOOOOOO-oh well can't be helped now.

 

[The Clown]

Hey, come in, wanna play pirates? *raises a hand which has now become a hook, but the hook looks like a mini curved shovel*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure!

*mind-fucks xmbts and Clown so that they think they are pirates from the SAME ship*

Arrrgh!

 

[xmbts]

Logic error, [PIRATES]are to be treated as [HOSTILE]

*Breaks*

 

[The Clown]

*Is already immune to your mind fucks, you cannot remove the immunity, it is learned, not biological.... an I will never forget*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Are you trying to sell vacuums? My house has that hose vacuum which is built into the house, so I don't need any others.